Patches and Pins
@patchesandpins.bsky.social
facetious musician type . punk dad . one-man-band from Philadelphia .
Fantastic. Kevin and Andy together brings me so much joy. Cosmically, I was reading THIS to my kid at the same moment you sent that:
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Fantastic. Kevin and Andy together brings me so much joy. Cosmically, I was reading THIS to my kid at the same moment you sent that:
No that's awesome. I mean the bass player in this Hole tribute band who keeps making creepy smiles at people in the crowd. Just play the bass like normal and stop trying to steal my woman.
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
No that's awesome. I mean the bass player in this Hole tribute band who keeps making creepy smiles at people in the crowd. Just play the bass like normal and stop trying to steal my woman.
If you see this share a pic from your device without explanation
October 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
If you see this share a pic from your device without explanation
Looks more like Joe Pesci as Ronald Grump (credit, PBS)
September 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Looks more like Joe Pesci as Ronald Grump (credit, PBS)
Brought the old banner over from the other site. Is comedy dead yet?
September 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Brought the old banner over from the other site. Is comedy dead yet?
There's an episode of Sesame Street where Joe Pesci plays a NYC real estate mogul named Ronald Grump, who wants to turn the neighborhood into Grump Tower. It's from 1988.
September 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
There's an episode of Sesame Street where Joe Pesci plays a NYC real estate mogul named Ronald Grump, who wants to turn the neighborhood into Grump Tower. It's from 1988.
I don't usually say things like "only in Philadelphia,"...but..
September 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I don't usually say things like "only in Philadelphia,"...but..
Just realized you could group what type of parent someone is by the main characters of Seinfeld.
Jerry: know it all, complains about doing the bare minimum, bread-winner
George: short temper, plans always go wrong, embarrassing, sometimes fun
1/2
Jerry: know it all, complains about doing the bare minimum, bread-winner
George: short temper, plans always go wrong, embarrassing, sometimes fun
1/2
August 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Just realized you could group what type of parent someone is by the main characters of Seinfeld.
Jerry: know it all, complains about doing the bare minimum, bread-winner
George: short temper, plans always go wrong, embarrassing, sometimes fun
1/2
Jerry: know it all, complains about doing the bare minimum, bread-winner
George: short temper, plans always go wrong, embarrassing, sometimes fun
1/2
this guy energy
August 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
this guy energy
Someone I know asked chatgpt to splice together two photos of kids playing and got a bad result...anyway it reminded me we're in the Judge Dredd phase of the dystopia, apparently.
August 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Someone I know asked chatgpt to splice together two photos of kids playing and got a bad result...anyway it reminded me we're in the Judge Dredd phase of the dystopia, apparently.
I was trying to find guitar tabs on Google less than an hour ago, and it spit out this complete lie that I didn't even ask it for.
July 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I was trying to find guitar tabs on Google less than an hour ago, and it spit out this complete lie that I didn't even ask it for.
"Men only want one thing..."
The thing:
The thing:
July 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"Men only want one thing..."
The thing:
The thing:
Protect this man at all costs
June 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Protect this man at all costs
America is in decline because no one is currently filling the important role of big charming funny guy doing physical comedy.
June 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
America is in decline because no one is currently filling the important role of big charming funny guy doing physical comedy.
At the Sturgis Library in Barnstable, MA there's a collection of Kurt Vonnegut stuff and if you ask they'll let you look it all. I LOVE LIBRARIES THEY ARE THE BEST.
June 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
At the Sturgis Library in Barnstable, MA there's a collection of Kurt Vonnegut stuff and if you ask they'll let you look it all. I LOVE LIBRARIES THEY ARE THE BEST.
It was this part, when you described trucks full of bodies as a penalty for not "following the rules of society." You're a dick.
May 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
It was this part, when you described trucks full of bodies as a penalty for not "following the rules of society." You're a dick.
@inquirer.com Do you plan to take down and retract this summer reading list you published with AI-generated titles and plot descriptions? Seems like maybe you should.
May 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
@inquirer.com Do you plan to take down and retract this summer reading list you published with AI-generated titles and plot descriptions? Seems like maybe you should.
I graduated from college 15 years ago on this day, thanks for the bleak reminder, meta...go Huskies..
May 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I graduated from college 15 years ago on this day, thanks for the bleak reminder, meta...go Huskies..
Just kidding 👨🍳
April 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Just kidding 👨🍳