If you want to submit some bogus tips just pick the school your representative sends their kid to and then copy the text blurb from the top of the page for the description.

What in the gerrymandering tarnation is that district.

Because you TOTALLY asked for this… and MapQuest has NOTHING better to do…

We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com

Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘

I would put money on him being a two-pump chump that in no way could produce that kind of volume.

I doubt he could send five Americans a vial of his cum.

Oh that's super gross.

I will call people by whatever name and pronouns they would like, but until that body of water tells me it's new name directly I'm calling it the Gulf of Mexico.

Please let this be satire, please let this be satire.... *Checks*
FUCK!!!