Pat Cannon
patcannon.bsky.social
Pat Cannon
@patcannon.bsky.social
Terrestrial carbon-based replicator, or simulation thereof
There's an old joke about a guy who stops a newsstand every day, stares at the front page of the papers, and goes on his way. Finally one day the proprietor says, "How come you never buy a paper?"
"I'm just checking the obituaries"
"They're not on the front page!"
"The one I'm looking for will be."
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
As somebody who got CS-gassed in army basic training, I say yes, take a shower and change all your clothes. You've got the discipline to not rub your eyes, so good for you, you'll be fine. I also concur with the ice cream idea (Walmart used to sell a mango jalapeño ice cream that was really good).
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Ha, loved the Marvel Uptown Funk.
October 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
+1 vote for breakfast.
I made a strawberry-rhubarb pie with rhubarb from my backyard, and I just finished it off, mostly with my morning coffee over the last week or so (myself, as my lovely wife thinks carbs are bad).
October 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Did this get canceled? I get "Page not found" at the mobilize.us link.
July 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Maybe he was enough of an evil genius to take off the cowboy hat.
June 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Oh mean not from LiveJournal? :)
April 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ohhh, "Work In Progress"! When an out-of-touch old person asks the internet what WIP stands for, it's kinda like asking if Angelina Jolie is in heat.
April 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It's all about going backwards to "greatness".
April 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Reposted by Pat Cannon
Side note: if you're the owner of one of the Teslas that got set on fire, you should probably talk to a lawyer before you talk to the cops. Even if you had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with this. Even if you're not upside-down in a loan!
March 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Not his best critics, though. Gotta censor those people.
December 30, 2024 at 11:57 AM
December 7, 2024 at 11:05 PM
(I like the captioning: "rocket roaring cozily".)
December 1, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Beat me to it!
December 1, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Don, what the source of this? Speaking as somebody fighting the endless battle against confirmation bias in himself.
November 17, 2024 at 12:28 AM