But typical. Campbell has overplayed his hand. Should have bumped him up to management and promoted Ben Johnson as HC

Spartan Stadium still stands in Portsmouth. I hope to visit it someday.

I thought the 7-year auto loan was bad. My father was a car salesman. If I ever took out something that long, he’d spin in his grave.

Who’s dumb enough to sign up for 20 extra years of interest payments? Remember how the last mortgage bubble ended?

Not as embarrassing as John Morton

It’s funny because Scherzer used to be that guy.

Correction: The American League Central Division champion Cleveland Guardians.

And also owns several waterfront homes on Mullett Lake, surely none of which he ever claimed as his primary residence for any reason. I mean, probably.

Ugh.

You’ve got my vote