Pat “The Brat” Smear
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Pat “The Brat” Smear
@pat-smear.bsky.social
•Seattle’s Premier Art School Dropout•
Queer & Nonbinary Burlesque Performer
Co-presenter of Fat Bottom Productions
Seattle, WA
Made the mistake of zooming in on my face in photos and got really down on myself for (the gall! The scandal!) having wrinkles
December 20, 2024 at 8:11 AM
This is what 30 feels like
December 13, 2024 at 7:51 AM
Hey Seattle! Come see me tomorrow in Tacoma!

www.eventbrite.com/e/eureka-bur...
December 12, 2024 at 4:43 AM
I just witnessed satsuma (back) fully place his butthole on Lasagn’s face (front)
December 9, 2024 at 6:29 PM
“helping”
December 9, 2024 at 5:43 PM
SEATTLE!!! Come see me Sunday?
December 1, 2024 at 4:29 AM
My son Lasagn
November 27, 2024 at 7:34 AM
If you see this, join in!
Pronouns: they/them
Height: 5'4”
Shoesize: 7
Smoke: no
Tattoos: no
Piercings: ears & septum
Fav drink: dirty gin martini
November 18, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Does this count as a getting to know me post?
November 18, 2024 at 2:04 AM