Pat “The Brat” Smear
@pat-smear.bsky.social
•Seattle’s Premier Art School Dropout•
Queer & Nonbinary Burlesque Performer
Co-presenter of Fat Bottom Productions
Seattle, WA
Queer & Nonbinary Burlesque Performer
Co-presenter of Fat Bottom Productions
Seattle, WA
Made the mistake of zooming in on my face in photos and got really down on myself for (the gall! The scandal!) having wrinkles
December 20, 2024 at 8:11 AM
Made the mistake of zooming in on my face in photos and got really down on myself for (the gall! The scandal!) having wrinkles
This is what 30 feels like
December 13, 2024 at 7:51 AM
This is what 30 feels like
Just had to explain what fetish/kink is to my 45+ yr old coworker
December 13, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Just had to explain what fetish/kink is to my 45+ yr old coworker
Volunteer forms for Fatlesque Fest NW are OPEN!!
Puckduction presents
Fatlesque Fest NorthWest 2025
January 30 - February 1
At The Triple Door
Seattle, WA 98101
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...?
Puckduction presents
Fatlesque Fest NorthWest 2025
January 30 - February 1
At The Triple Door
Seattle, WA 98101
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...?
Fatlesque Fest NW 2025 Volunteer Sign Up
Puckduction presents
Fatlesque Fest NorthWest 2025
January 30 - February 1
At The Triple Door
216 Union St,
Seattle, WA 98101
Our volunteer positions are open to anyone, no one will be turned away ...
docs.google.com
December 12, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Volunteer forms for Fatlesque Fest NW are OPEN!!
Puckduction presents
Fatlesque Fest NorthWest 2025
January 30 - February 1
At The Triple Door
Seattle, WA 98101
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...?
Puckduction presents
Fatlesque Fest NorthWest 2025
January 30 - February 1
At The Triple Door
Seattle, WA 98101
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...?
December 12, 2024 at 4:43 AM
I just witnessed satsuma (back) fully place his butthole on Lasagn’s face (front)
December 9, 2024 at 6:29 PM
I just witnessed satsuma (back) fully place his butthole on Lasagn’s face (front)
I feel like Annie Lennox should be more famous than she is
December 9, 2024 at 5:46 PM
I feel like Annie Lennox should be more famous than she is
SEATTLE!!! Come see me Sunday?
December 1, 2024 at 4:29 AM
SEATTLE!!! Come see me Sunday?
Everyone clowns on adults making Christmas lists but I’m 30 and my mom actually asked me for one and so did my partner sooo
November 28, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Everyone clowns on adults making Christmas lists but I’m 30 and my mom actually asked me for one and so did my partner sooo
My son Lasagn
November 27, 2024 at 7:34 AM
My son Lasagn
I’m 2 seconds from creating a “things you don’t learn in burlesque 101” class just for the fact so many newbies don’t know that you can keep your body hair and also glitter it
November 24, 2024 at 8:11 AM
I’m 2 seconds from creating a “things you don’t learn in burlesque 101” class just for the fact so many newbies don’t know that you can keep your body hair and also glitter it
I’m watching Everything Everywhere All at Once for the 3rd time and just being reminded that this is a once in a lifetime masterpiece
November 18, 2024 at 6:03 AM
I’m watching Everything Everywhere All at Once for the 3rd time and just being reminded that this is a once in a lifetime masterpiece
If you see this, join in!
Pronouns: they/them
Height: 5'4”
Shoesize: 7
Smoke: no
Tattoos: no
Piercings: ears & septum
Fav drink: dirty gin martini
Pronouns: they/them
Height: 5'4”
Shoesize: 7
Smoke: no
Tattoos: no
Piercings: ears & septum
Fav drink: dirty gin martini
November 18, 2024 at 4:07 AM
If you see this, join in!
Pronouns: they/them
Height: 5'4”
Shoesize: 7
Smoke: no
Tattoos: no
Piercings: ears & septum
Fav drink: dirty gin martini
Pronouns: they/them
Height: 5'4”
Shoesize: 7
Smoke: no
Tattoos: no
Piercings: ears & septum
Fav drink: dirty gin martini
Reposted by Pat “The Brat” Smear
If you see this, join in! Pronouns: She/Her
Height: 5'7
Shoesize: 11
Smoke: nope
Tattoos: none, yet
Piercings: just ears
Fav drink:ice cold Coke on a hot day, hot mocha on a cold day
Height: 5'7
Shoesize: 11
Smoke: nope
Tattoos: none, yet
Piercings: just ears
Fav drink:ice cold Coke on a hot day, hot mocha on a cold day
November 18, 2024 at 2:30 AM
If you see this, join in! Pronouns: She/Her
Height: 5'7
Shoesize: 11
Smoke: nope
Tattoos: none, yet
Piercings: just ears
Fav drink:ice cold Coke on a hot day, hot mocha on a cold day
Height: 5'7
Shoesize: 11
Smoke: nope
Tattoos: none, yet
Piercings: just ears
Fav drink:ice cold Coke on a hot day, hot mocha on a cold day
Does this count as a getting to know me post?
November 18, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Does this count as a getting to know me post?