Average experience of anyone invested in tr*mps crypto ventures

“Wait? I’m cancelled?”

NEW Netflix Comedy Special:

“My Two Sense” starring Useless Dirty Coin!

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A lost Ms. Casey when I telepathically tell her that I’m hyped for the next episode and hope she gets found :) #Severance #FuckHelly #RedeemIrv

Inside me are two worms…

“Let’s Make Health Great Again”

Elon touting his kid through the White House for PR only for it to backfire when the little guy airs out their closed-door sentiments shows how little he understands about children in general

Boomers in the drive thru when their order isn’t immediately ready

Gonna start commenting this whenever someone is seeking to ascribe some deep esoteric meaning to some benign facet of life

Now how will they know I’m a top 1% Billie Eillish listener