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Zacque
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Love everyone around you, but preserve your peace in the process. Trust over fear.
Average experience of anyone invested in tr*mps crypto ventures
October 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Dietary restrictions unfortunately keep me from eating ass, as the “glut” in gluteus maximus stands for gluten
March 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Hasn’t even left the stage completely and resumes not giving a single fuck about his kids

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From the Fauxmoi community on Reddit: Elon Musk walked off the stage and left his son behind
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February 24, 2025 at 11:31 AM
“Wait? I’m cancelled?”

NEW Netflix Comedy Special:

“My Two Sense” starring Useless Dirty Coin!

Stream Now!
February 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Is there even any good saloons ‘round these parts orrrrr…??
February 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
A lost Ms. Casey when I telepathically tell her that I’m hyped for the next episode and hope she gets found :) #Severance #FuckHelly #RedeemIrv
February 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Inside me are two worms…
February 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
“Let’s Make Health Great Again”
February 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Elon touting his kid through the White House for PR only for it to backfire when the little guy airs out their closed-door sentiments shows how little he understands about children in general
February 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The remnants of our ancestors’ struggles lie patiently dormant within us, excitedly awaiting our return from the glossy and sterile, blue-lit residences: erected in defiance of our plighted past and in hubristic honor of our future.

The final reminder, forgotten, ushers in the majority’s demise.
February 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
With no basis of truth, power is only preserved through fear
January 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Boomers in the drive thru when their order isn’t immediately ready
January 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Hit my eye on the corner of the fridge and it’s not swelling and I seem fine?

I couldn’t see straight for a sec, but everything is normal now.
December 15, 2024 at 4:36 PM
A system incapable of holding injustice accountable is destined to, like, topple like a mf and crumble, brotendo.
December 13, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Mixing Corn Pops and Frosted Flakes together as the ghost of Kellog watches on in horror
December 9, 2024 at 6:39 AM
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You may not understand why, but the healthcare insurance and PBM contracts YOU have signed for Tesla, SpaceX , @X, along with CEOs of other big companies , have more impact on healthcare costs and quality of care in this country, than anything you can do with DOGE
December 5, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Gonna start commenting this whenever someone is seeking to ascribe some deep esoteric meaning to some benign facet of life
December 6, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Idk why people are complaining about seeing people’s Spotify #wrapped. I now know who absolutely never to hand the aux to
December 5, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Listen, idc if AI will outperform me in every way, it will never touch me when it comes to smoking too much weed and not making decisions!
December 5, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Time to partake in a good ol’ fashioned dinner meal
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December 4, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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david oh my god do NOT play that boring-ass chord. the lord will hate that shit. it will NOT please him. try this one instead. it's secret 😉 🤫
December 2, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Watson: “What type of rock is this, Mr. Holmes?”

Sherlock: “Why, it’s quite sedimentary, my dear Watson!”
December 3, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Nice place! Sorry, where’s the bathroom?
November 27, 2024 at 1:33 PM