Zacque
@pasta-fanatic.bsky.social
Love everyone around you, but preserve your peace in the process. Trust over fear.
Average experience of anyone invested in tr*mps crypto ventures
October 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Average experience of anyone invested in tr*mps crypto ventures
Dietary restrictions unfortunately keep me from eating ass, as the “glut” in gluteus maximus stands for gluten
March 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Dietary restrictions unfortunately keep me from eating ass, as the “glut” in gluteus maximus stands for gluten
Hasn’t even left the stage completely and resumes not giving a single fuck about his kids
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From the Fauxmoi community on Reddit: Elon Musk walked off the stage and left his son behind
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February 24, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Hasn’t even left the stage completely and resumes not giving a single fuck about his kids
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“Wait? I’m cancelled?”
NEW Netflix Comedy Special:
“My Two Sense” starring Useless Dirty Coin!
Stream Now!
NEW Netflix Comedy Special:
“My Two Sense” starring Useless Dirty Coin!
Stream Now!
February 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
“Wait? I’m cancelled?”
NEW Netflix Comedy Special:
“My Two Sense” starring Useless Dirty Coin!
Stream Now!
NEW Netflix Comedy Special:
“My Two Sense” starring Useless Dirty Coin!
Stream Now!
Is there even any good saloons ‘round these parts orrrrr…??
February 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Is there even any good saloons ‘round these parts orrrrr…??
A lost Ms. Casey when I telepathically tell her that I’m hyped for the next episode and hope she gets found :) #Severance #FuckHelly #RedeemIrv
February 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
A lost Ms. Casey when I telepathically tell her that I’m hyped for the next episode and hope she gets found :) #Severance #FuckHelly #RedeemIrv
Inside me are two worms…
February 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Inside me are two worms…
“Let’s Make Health Great Again”
February 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
“Let’s Make Health Great Again”
Elon touting his kid through the White House for PR only for it to backfire when the little guy airs out their closed-door sentiments shows how little he understands about children in general
February 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Elon touting his kid through the White House for PR only for it to backfire when the little guy airs out their closed-door sentiments shows how little he understands about children in general
The remnants of our ancestors’ struggles lie patiently dormant within us, excitedly awaiting our return from the glossy and sterile, blue-lit residences: erected in defiance of our plighted past and in hubristic honor of our future.
The final reminder, forgotten, ushers in the majority’s demise.
The final reminder, forgotten, ushers in the majority’s demise.
February 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The remnants of our ancestors’ struggles lie patiently dormant within us, excitedly awaiting our return from the glossy and sterile, blue-lit residences: erected in defiance of our plighted past and in hubristic honor of our future.
The final reminder, forgotten, ushers in the majority’s demise.
The final reminder, forgotten, ushers in the majority’s demise.
With no basis of truth, power is only preserved through fear
January 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
With no basis of truth, power is only preserved through fear
Boomers in the drive thru when their order isn’t immediately ready
January 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Boomers in the drive thru when their order isn’t immediately ready
Hit my eye on the corner of the fridge and it’s not swelling and I seem fine?
I couldn’t see straight for a sec, but everything is normal now.
I couldn’t see straight for a sec, but everything is normal now.
December 15, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Hit my eye on the corner of the fridge and it’s not swelling and I seem fine?
I couldn’t see straight for a sec, but everything is normal now.
I couldn’t see straight for a sec, but everything is normal now.
A system incapable of holding injustice accountable is destined to, like, topple like a mf and crumble, brotendo.
December 13, 2024 at 3:26 PM
A system incapable of holding injustice accountable is destined to, like, topple like a mf and crumble, brotendo.
Mixing Corn Pops and Frosted Flakes together as the ghost of Kellog watches on in horror
December 9, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Mixing Corn Pops and Frosted Flakes together as the ghost of Kellog watches on in horror
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You may not understand why, but the healthcare insurance and PBM contracts YOU have signed for Tesla, SpaceX , @X, along with CEOs of other big companies , have more impact on healthcare costs and quality of care in this country, than anything you can do with DOGE
December 5, 2024 at 9:59 PM
You may not understand why, but the healthcare insurance and PBM contracts YOU have signed for Tesla, SpaceX , @X, along with CEOs of other big companies , have more impact on healthcare costs and quality of care in this country, than anything you can do with DOGE
Gonna start commenting this whenever someone is seeking to ascribe some deep esoteric meaning to some benign facet of life
December 6, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Gonna start commenting this whenever someone is seeking to ascribe some deep esoteric meaning to some benign facet of life
Listen, idc if AI will outperform me in every way, it will never touch me when it comes to smoking too much weed and not making decisions!
December 5, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Listen, idc if AI will outperform me in every way, it will never touch me when it comes to smoking too much weed and not making decisions!
Time to partake in a good ol’ fashioned dinner meal
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December 4, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Time to partake in a good ol’ fashioned dinner meal
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david oh my god do NOT play that boring-ass chord. the lord will hate that shit. it will NOT please him. try this one instead. it's secret 😉 🤫
December 2, 2024 at 8:10 PM
david oh my god do NOT play that boring-ass chord. the lord will hate that shit. it will NOT please him. try this one instead. it's secret 😉 🤫
Watson: “What type of rock is this, Mr. Holmes?”
Sherlock: “Why, it’s quite sedimentary, my dear Watson!”
Sherlock: “Why, it’s quite sedimentary, my dear Watson!”
December 3, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Watson: “What type of rock is this, Mr. Holmes?”
Sherlock: “Why, it’s quite sedimentary, my dear Watson!”
Sherlock: “Why, it’s quite sedimentary, my dear Watson!”
Nice place! Sorry, where’s the bathroom?
November 27, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Nice place! Sorry, where’s the bathroom?