J.S.
past-tense.bsky.social
J.S.
@past-tense.bsky.social
fucking beauty queen blowing chunks everywhere
It’s the sax. When the sax starts your brain goes, nah corny. But after three bars, it goes straight to the hips and feet.
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
My pleasure is also a Chik-fil-a thing.
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I’m Blue da-ba-dee-da-ba-di
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Does it even need that, can’t Kim just pay for a 2nd season out of pocket?
November 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
He’a playing Sammy Davis Jr opposite Sydney Sweeney in a movie about Davis’ love affair with Kim Novak. Directed by Colman Domingo.
November 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
And then wrap them in a tortilla and deep fry it.
November 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Also? Kids should be punished for the actions of their parents, surely there can’t be a bible verse about the sins of the father, right? And if there is, then surely there can’t be more than one?
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
At least it happened on Daylight Savings end date, so that extra hour is basically free.
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Adam Sandler’s character, Mr. Gems, would be having a great time watching this game.
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The other is much darker than the Neko one, it doesn’t shy away from the more unsavory elements of the light novel that the Neko manga or the anime downplays or skips.
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Rally Cat is perfectly fine with this World Series going for at least 6 games. Think of the Friday night ad revenue, Dan. The ad revenue!
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
So many good choices, Philly’s of course, Detroit’s Paws has that Tony the Tiger thing going for him, Rocky’s has Dinger who’s cute.

But for my money, it has to be The Oriole Bird, who has that sassy ass face.

Billy the Marlin has the biggest D though.
October 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
(S.W.A.G - scientifically wild ass guess)
October 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM