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smoking weed when you're bald must be like damn i'm so fuckin high and i'm bald
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benrey hlvrai. unfortunately.
written by castor / maya

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a picture of a police officer with the words `` whatever go my benrey '' above it .
Alt: whatever. Go my benrey
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Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs to Escalate Situation
December 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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[ clipping up through the floor out of absolutely fucking nowhere ]

you got games on your phone
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
niiiice
December 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
[ clipping up through the floor out of absolutely fucking nowhere ]

you got games on your phone
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
hey do you have playstation plus
December 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
] i want to clarify this sounds like hes trying to cover something up or something but hes seriously just saying shit.
thanksman. that was nice of you youre so nice, ... er, than so many— a lot of people. i know
December 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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] as previously mentioned You can do whatever you want to him. if he dies he Will be back. so by all means
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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MY MAIN GOAL, IS TO BLOW UP!
December 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Would you rather have sandwich 9/11 or chicken chernobyl?
December 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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can you get out of here
December 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
ohhh i just got exploded
December 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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] really old drawings i used to draw him so much man it's almost embarrassing
December 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
] too bad i waited so long to follow a bunch of oomfs on this account . now everyones just going to be like man who the fuck is benrey
December 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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[ clipping through the wall directly in front of you ]

santa is HERE
December 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
[ clipping through the wall directly in front of you ]

santa is HERE
December 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
] really old drawings i used to draw him so much man it's almost embarrassing
December 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Look, I know he's kinda funny lookin' and he doesn't technically belong anywhere, but...
December 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Don't call me. Don't come by my house... we're done.
December 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
] sorry he figured out he pisses jax off so its his new favorite pastime.
December 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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YOU ARE AN IDIOT, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
December 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
benrey benmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
] thats crazy. its christmas morning and all i want to do is write benrey hlvrai on bluesky dot social . merry christmas by the way
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Congratulations mortal! You have summoned Jimbo!
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
merry chris
December 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM