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Former child. Future corpse | Native SoCalifornian | Zero time for hedgeborn fools & thin-skinned pedants on here & beyond | Olé to saboteurs, but have stealth | Yes I played water polo.
We were/have been, and yes.
February 19, 2026 at 8:11 PM
We were/have been, and yes.
Yeah, this cycle has been more than usual. Hope you get some sun before u head back. Sept/Oct are better bets for warmth and sun here at the coast.
February 19, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Yeah, this cycle has been more than usual. Hope you get some sun before u head back. Sept/Oct are better bets for warmth and sun here at the coast.
Meanwhile Chlamydia and HPV are likely surging in Hegseth’s body.
February 19, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Meanwhile Chlamydia and HPV are likely surging in Hegseth’s body.
No one told you it’s our rainy season?
February 19, 2026 at 4:29 PM
No one told you it’s our rainy season?
It would be better and more fitting if they threw themselves into the fire.
February 18, 2026 at 5:28 PM
It would be better and more fitting if they threw themselves into the fire.
She’s giving Joan Cusack in ‘Working Girl’ vibes.
February 18, 2026 at 5:10 PM
She’s giving Joan Cusack in ‘Working Girl’ vibes.
When Nutbag Bobby hopped into the “ice box” I was envisioning it was a freezer chest, the lid closing & a housekeeper plugging it in.
February 17, 2026 at 11:37 PM
When Nutbag Bobby hopped into the “ice box” I was envisioning it was a freezer chest, the lid closing & a housekeeper plugging it in.
Puffy jacket, beanie, flip flops.
February 17, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Puffy jacket, beanie, flip flops.
Let’s hope he does take Charlie’s place. In every way. From start to finish.
February 17, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Let’s hope he does take Charlie’s place. In every way. From start to finish.
Why care at all what a swarm of strangers think? (Rhetorical question.)
February 17, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Why care at all what a swarm of strangers think? (Rhetorical question.)
60 Mins. has been in the toilet for years. Like it’s network.
February 16, 2026 at 11:23 PM
60 Mins. has been in the toilet for years. Like it’s network.
That’s rich.
This is Bryan Bishop on the left. Judging by his and Epstein’s physical traits & personalities, their toilet fish genes deserve only to be flushed down a toilet.
This is Bryan Bishop on the left. Judging by his and Epstein’s physical traits & personalities, their toilet fish genes deserve only to be flushed down a toilet.
February 16, 2026 at 10:34 PM
That’s rich.
This is Bryan Bishop on the left. Judging by his and Epstein’s physical traits & personalities, their toilet fish genes deserve only to be flushed down a toilet.
This is Bryan Bishop on the left. Judging by his and Epstein’s physical traits & personalities, their toilet fish genes deserve only to be flushed down a toilet.
Shot this one of the plant last Spring. #calfifornia
February 16, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Shot this one of the plant last Spring. #calfifornia
Not to capitulate,
but this is another reason to dump Meta and Google. Life has been better since I dumped them two years ago.
but this is another reason to dump Meta and Google. Life has been better since I dumped them two years ago.
February 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Not to capitulate,
but this is another reason to dump Meta and Google. Life has been better since I dumped them two years ago.
but this is another reason to dump Meta and Google. Life has been better since I dumped them two years ago.
The recipe did call for the nuts but I’m allergic to nuts so it was nutless (but tasty nonetheless).
February 15, 2026 at 3:02 PM
The recipe did call for the nuts but I’m allergic to nuts so it was nutless (but tasty nonetheless).
All of Great Britain can fit inside of London.
February 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
All of Great Britain can fit inside of London.
His face always looks upside down.
February 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
His face always looks upside down.
Did she shoot the pilot?
February 14, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Did she shoot the pilot?
I’ll interpret “electing the right leaders” to mean that we should not vote for any republicans.
February 14, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I’ll interpret “electing the right leaders” to mean that we should not vote for any republicans.