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Former child. Future corpse | Native SoCalifornian | Zero time for hedgeborn fools & thin-skinned pedants on here & beyond | Olé to saboteurs, but have stealth | Yes I played water polo.
Good doggie. #dogs
February 17, 2026 at 10:44 PM
That’s rich.

This is Bryan Bishop on the left. Judging by his and Epstein’s physical traits & personalities, their toilet fish genes deserve only to be flushed down a toilet.
February 16, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Shot this one of the plant last Spring. #calfifornia
February 16, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I honored my U.K. ancestry and tried Mary Berry’s highland beef pie recipe. It was not half bad. #maryberry #cooking
February 15, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Walking around in Venice Beach. #venicebeach
February 13, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Recent hike. Can’t really see the Pacific in this pic but it’s there. Big rains coming next week and we’re already above average in rainfall this season. I’ll take it. #california #santamonicamountains
February 13, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Ode to Pam Bondi when she’s finally dead. (From the film ‘Bernie’.)
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
How Pam Bondi will be remembered when she finally takes her dirt nap. (Clip from the film ‘Bernie’.) #pambondi
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 AM
February 11, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Cooling off her undercarriage after nabbing a ground squirrel earlier today. A good thing, before they proliferate come Spring, as always.

(Dimwits feed the ground squirrels here that burrow in our coastal bluffs which then weaken the bluffs.) #huskies #california #ecosystems
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
So many hummingbirds around here today. Managed to catch this mid-flight shot earlier. #hummingbirds #birds #california
February 11, 2026 at 1:06 AM
All of those seagulls lined up had me worried for a bit. Home safely. Eyes intact. #birds
February 10, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Enjoyed not watching the super bowl yesterday & the accompanying corporate advertising rat fuck. Instead I enjoyed a beautiful, moody looking sky and Pacific. #pacific #california
February 9, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I actually jumped today after my sweaty bike ride. Wasn’t bad! #socal #pacific
February 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Out cycling this a.m. Good spot to pause for some water & give the arse bones a break. #socal #cycling
February 7, 2026 at 7:30 PM
About to start the joining round. #knitting
February 6, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Mike is the pass-around party bottom. #grindr
February 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Managed to catch it just before it dipped below the horizon. #california #pacific
February 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Quiet lineup. Catalina in the distance. #surf #socal
February 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Post hike coffee al fresco. Stay cold bitches. #socal
February 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Just over the Ventura County line on PCH and a random pole. #california #pch
February 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Kona approves. 🐾. Congratulations.
January 31, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Morning hike & marine layer offshore in the distance. #hike #socal
January 30, 2026 at 8:57 PM
January 29, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Today I used a California State Library Parks Pass at a nearby park to do a hike. Nice winter lush greens (by our standards anyway). This is Malibu Creek.

#california #hike #publiclibrary
January 29, 2026 at 1:24 AM