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Nerd alert! #parkrun #dcfcfans #pcgaming #fortnite #startrek #mcu #wirral he/him
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The oldest I felt recently was when I was in the technology museum in Berlin last month, and saw my first mobile phone (Nokia 5110 that I got in 1999) as an exhibit. It is a throwback to a bygone age, and I felt the same way...
Nokia 5110 phone on display in German Museum of Technology
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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me: can you dust my wets? server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please. My wets.
September 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Show your age!

What was number one the day you were born and day you turned 18

Kate Bush - Wuthering Heights
Take That - How Deep Is Your Love
Cover of Kate Bush's single Wuthering Heights Cover of Take That's single How Deep Is Your Love
May 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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A: I voted for Trump but I didn't think he'd do things like ban Muslims or defund Planned Parenthood B: Yeah but he said he was gonna A: Yeah, I just thought- B: He said he was gonna A: Like he's so unpredictable B: He said he was gonna A: I'm just so surprised B: HE SAID HE WAS GONNA
January 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM