Parody Zack Polanski
@parodyzackpolanski.bsky.social
Look into my eyes, don't look around the eyes... It's all about meeeeee! https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/798031/can-you-really-think-your-boobs-bigger/
And if you're measuring 32B, look into my eyes, don't look around the eyes...
The UN Secretary General has said it's time to move beyond GDP and measure "the things that really matter to people and their communities."
He's right.
He's right.
February 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
And if you're measuring 32B, look into my eyes, don't look around the eyes...
Do you know who the real winner of the Winter Olympics is? It's meeeeee!
arguably the biggest news of the week that Lisa Nandy is currently doing something related to her brief
Only three cabinet ministers have not Tweeted or put out a message of support for Starmer:
Wes Streeting
Shabana Mahmood
Lisa Nandy (who is at the Winter Olympics)
This could of course change, but it's where we're at just before 3:30pm
Wes Streeting
Shabana Mahmood
Lisa Nandy (who is at the Winter Olympics)
This could of course change, but it's where we're at just before 3:30pm
February 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Do you know who the real winner of the Winter Olympics is? It's meeeeee!
And the best thing for the Scottish Green Party is... Meeeeee!
You've probably seen @zackpolanski.bsky.social's amazing videos and TV broadcasts.
The @scottishgreens.org have the opportunity to air our own ad across major TV channels in a few weeks time, but we need your help to produce something as hopeful & inspiring as Zack's great work.
Chip in today 👇
The @scottishgreens.org have the opportunity to air our own ad across major TV channels in a few weeks time, but we need your help to produce something as hopeful & inspiring as Zack's great work.
Chip in today 👇
Help get the Scottish Greens on TV
Let's get £10,000 to produce the best Scottish Greens Election broadcast yet - Can you help us reach this goal?
www.crowdfunder.co.uk
February 9, 2026 at 9:59 PM
And the best thing for the Scottish Green Party is... Meeeeee!
Ed Balls. Only kidding, it's all about meeeeee!
February 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Ed Balls. Only kidding, it's all about meeeeee!