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Patriotism with a twist of satire. Laugh, think, repeat.
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Parody Patriot Files (Parody) @parodypatriot.bsky.social · 9d
🚨 Kamala Harris’ Secret REVEALED 😱✨
She finally admits how she stays glowing, calm & unstoppable — and it’s NOT surgery or diets 👀🔥
Doctors are STUNNED by her new daily ritual 🧘🏽‍♀💫
Tap to see the truth before it’s deleted!
bit.ly/WATCH-KAMALA...
bit.ly/WATCH-KAMALA...
parodypatriot.bsky.social
Response to Ansari from Johnson 👇
The tension in Congress just keeps building… ⚡️

#YassaminAnsari #SpeakerJohnson #USPolitics #Congress #BreakingNews #Leadership #Accountability #DCNews
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
parodypatriot.bsky.social
Rep. Yassamin Ansari is making her voice heard — table and sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office. 🗣️ Action speaks louder than words. #YassaminAnsari #Congress #Accountability #Politics #Trending #Activism
sahilkapur.bsky.social Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 4d
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
parodypatriot.bsky.social
Release the truth. Release the Epstein Files. The world deserves transparency. 🕵️‍♂️💥 #EpsteinFiles #TruthMatters #JusticeForAll #Accountability #BreakingNews
November 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
parodypatriot.bsky.social
🚨 Kamala Harris’ Secret REVEALED 😱✨
She finally admits how she stays glowing, calm & unstoppable — and it’s NOT surgery or diets 👀🔥
Doctors are STUNNED by her new daily ritual 🧘🏽‍♀💫
Tap to see the truth before it’s deleted!
bit.ly/WATCH-KAMALA...
bit.ly/WATCH-KAMALA...
November 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
parodypatriot.bsky.social
Time for transparency! ⚡ Swear her in and release the Epstein files—let the truth come out and justice be served! 🕵️‍♂️
#EpsteinFiles #Justice #Transparency #BreakingNews #TruthMatters #ViralNews #TrendingNow #Accountability #PoliticalDrama #WatchThis
November 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
parodypatriot.bsky.social
The public deserves full transparency. Every document tied to the Epstein investigation should be made public. No more secrecy—only truth. 🕵️‍♀️

#TruthMatters #UnsealTheFiles #PublicRightToKnow #JusticeForAll #AccountabilityNow #MediaWatch #OpenTheRecords #TransparencyFirst #ViralTalk #TrendingNow
October 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
parodypatriot.bsky.social
ABC News just released before-and-after satellite images of the White House demolition 👀 History in the making or chaos in motion? 🏛️
#WhiteHouse #BreakingNews #USPolitics #WashingtonDC #ViralNews #Trending
October 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
parodypatriot.bsky.social
Aimed to steal the spotlight from the White House demolition headlines — the timing couldn’t be more strategic. 🏛️👀

#WhiteHouse #BreakingNews #USPolitics #MediaWatch #NewsUpdate #Washington
October 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
parodypatriot.bsky.social
Questions are being raised about transparency and oversight in upcoming White House renovation projects, as work reportedly begins on new facilities. 🏛️

#BreakingNews #WhiteHouse #Transparency #USPolitics #Government #ViralUpdate #PublicInterest
October 21, 2025 at 8:16 AM
parodypatriot.bsky.social
Big update: After last night’s report, the White House has reversed plans to close I-5 this weekend. 🚗📰

#BreakingNews #WhiteHouse #USPolitics #Infrastructure #TrafficUpdate #ViralNews
October 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
parodypatriot.bsky.social
Transparency matters. The public deserves clarity and accountability — open access to key information builds trust. 🔍✨ #TruthMatters

#Transparency #Accountability #Justice #NewsUpdate #PublicRightToKnow #TrendingNow #MediaWatch #OpenInfo
joncooper-us.bsky.social Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 26d
Linus is right. Release the Epstein files!
October 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
parodypatriot.bsky.social
Discussions are growing around the relationship between the Congressional Black Caucus and AIPAC. Many are watching closely to understand how this partnership shapes U.S. policy. 🏛️🇺🇸

#USPolitics #Congress #PolicyTalk #PoliticalNews #TrendingNow #WashingtonDC #Leadership #GovernmentUpdate
October 17, 2025 at 10:39 AM
parodypatriot.bsky.social
Demand transparency and accountability. Standing against fascism isn’t a crime — it’s about defending freedom, truth, and justice. Real patriotism means protecting people, not power. #Transparency #Freedom #JusticeForAll #DemocracyMatters
October 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
parodypatriot.bsky.social
Just in — SpeakerJohnson says he’ll launch a global push to get Trump a Nobel Prize next year 🏆
(Also seems a little fuzzy on the meaning of ‘objective facts’) 😅

#PoliticsToday #SpeakerJohnson #Trump #NobelPrize #BreakingNews #ViralPost #TrendingNow
thetnholler.bsky.social The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27d
Just now— @SpeakerJohnson announces he will lead a global pressure campaign to get the narcissist-in-chief a Nobel Prize next year

(Also revealing he doesn’t understand what “objective facts” are)
October 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
parodypatriot.bsky.social
Online users are debating how certain topics spark intense reactions and raise concerns about digital privacy and freedom of speech 💬🧠

#DigitalFreedom #OnlineSpeech #PrivacyMatters #Transparency #ViralDiscussion #SocialMediaTalk #TrendingNow
813t.bsky.social Teresa J 🌹🌷🌸🌻☮️💟☯️🤘🏻🤟🏻✌🏻🖖🏻 @813t.bsky.social · 28d
Bondi announced to the facebook community that by typing in the word Epstein we can expect ICE to break down our doors!
Epstein Epstein Epstein
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
parodypatriot.bsky.social
Something big is coming — the Epstein files are about to explode. 💣 No one wants to stand by those who enabled the darkness. The truth always finds its way out. 👁️

#Epstein #TruthRevealed #Accountability #Justice #BreakingNews
merilann.bsky.social Mer @merilann.bsky.social · 29d
“This Epstein bomb is about to drop, and no one wants to defend a pedo-protector. It’s just a matter of time.” Pedo-protector. That is the plain, unvarnished truth."
realtuckfrumper.bsky.social #TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · Oct 10
Here comes Donald Trump’s Jeffrey Epstein bomb
October 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
parodypatriot.bsky.social
Political spin and misinformation keep fueling division. The public deserves honesty, transparency, and real solutions — not more chaos. 🗳️ #Politics #Accountability #TruthMatters #Transparency #Trending
October 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
parodypatriot.bsky.social
She’s been his loyal follower for years — hard to quit that role.
Still waiting on the Epstein files…

#EpsteinFiles #AccountabilityNow #TruthMatters #PowerAndCorruption #ReleaseTheFiles
localhorizon.bsky.social Localhorizon @localhorizon.bsky.social · Oct 10
She’s been doing his bidding for years now. I imagine it’s a tough habit to break.

Also, where are the Epstein Files?
carlquintanilla.bsky.social Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · Oct 10
(Politico) - All it took was a personal message to “Pam.”

@politico.com @kyledcheney.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
October 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
parodypatriot.bsky.social
New from 404 Media: A data hoarder has created a searchable archive of Epstein files. “All documents are from public releases. This project makes them more accessible and searchable for the public.”

#EpsteinFiles #Transparency #PublicRecords #DataArchive #BreakingNews
October 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM