As a former devout Myspace kid I needed to see what this new medic droid release was about and ...

trump coming back from the "golf course" (walter reed)

In the great words of September, "You'll never see me agaiiiiiiinnnnnn..."

(I was clearly affected by him cancelling their 2012 tour)

the most millennial thing i have ever done is in my Human Behavior in the Social Environment class in college we had to do a biopsychosocial assessment on a celebrity with a documented mental health issue and I did mine on Michael Angelakos from Passion Pit...

our pup has a skin infection and has to get an antibiotic bath 2-3 times a week (much to her chagrin) but look at this poor little pizza face 🥺

a patchy smokey eye and unbrushed curls (that went out of style with when paris did coke in the early aughts) are conservative women's favorite fashion trends the recession must already be hitting them hard that they can only afford drug store eye shadow and highlights from the mall

this whole time i thought Miley was going to be the next Shania Twain of pop but she's fully the next Kylie Minogue and i love that for her

they spent millions of dollars on trump's security detail for the team he was rooting for to lose... by a lot... lol GOVERNMENT EFFICIENCY RIGHT THERE #kissmybuttharrisonbutker

the world sucks rn but i got 83 likes on one of my infinity nikki pics so me (a 30 year old lady) and my clique (dozens of 8 year old girls) are vibingggg