#1 hat mouse stan
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As a former devout Myspace kid I needed to see what this new medic droid release was about and ...
September 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
As a former devout Myspace kid I needed to see what this new medic droid release was about and ...
he's like a pull string doll that is always one stream of consciousness sentence away from saying "Venezuela is bad" or "Guns are good" fking "there's a snake in my boot" ass president - also not helping the lewy body dementia allegations...
there is a snake in my boot written on a gray surface
ALT: there is a snake in my boot written on a gray surface
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September 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
he's like a pull string doll that is always one stream of consciousness sentence away from saying "Venezuela is bad" or "Guns are good" fking "there's a snake in my boot" ass president - also not helping the lewy body dementia allegations...
Having roughly 25 people stand one foot behind him without any of their hands showing is not helping the Weekend at Bernie's accusations
September 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Having roughly 25 people stand one foot behind him without any of their hands showing is not helping the Weekend at Bernie's accusations
trump coming back from the "golf course" (walter reed)
August 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
trump coming back from the "golf course" (walter reed)
If Trump dies before Biden...
“.. if, God forbid, there's a terrible tragedy, I can't think of better on-the-job training than what I've gotten over the last 200 days,” he added.
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August 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If Trump dies before Biden...
In the great words of September, "You'll never see me agaiiiiiiinnnnnn..."
August 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
In the great words of September, "You'll never see me agaiiiiiiinnnnnn..."
DC is a beautiful & vibrant city (always) the only things that truly plague us are tiger mosquitoes 👎 and when online form state dropdowns have us listed under W instead of D 👎👎
August 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
DC is a beautiful & vibrant city (always) the only things that truly plague us are tiger mosquitoes 👎 and when online form state dropdowns have us listed under W instead of D 👎👎
Welcome to DC where 90% of the city's roads have bike lanes yet without fail every time I go on a walk a loser on an eBike is dinging his bell on the sidewalk behind me bro you are going 35 mph you should be moving out of my way!!!
July 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Welcome to DC where 90% of the city's roads have bike lanes yet without fail every time I go on a walk a loser on an eBike is dinging his bell on the sidewalk behind me bro you are going 35 mph you should be moving out of my way!!!
the most millennial thing i have ever done is in my Human Behavior in the Social Environment class in college we had to do a biopsychosocial assessment on a celebrity with a documented mental health issue and I did mine on Michael Angelakos from Passion Pit...
July 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
the most millennial thing i have ever done is in my Human Behavior in the Social Environment class in college we had to do a biopsychosocial assessment on a celebrity with a documented mental health issue and I did mine on Michael Angelakos from Passion Pit...
preparing for warped tour in my 30s this weekend by pre-layering SPF 100 and drinking 84 oz of water everyday by Saturday hopefully I'll have a nice shell of sun protection and (mostly) avoid organ failure - the next phase is hearing protection and orthopedics 🥀🖤🎸
June 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
preparing for warped tour in my 30s this weekend by pre-layering SPF 100 and drinking 84 oz of water everyday by Saturday hopefully I'll have a nice shell of sun protection and (mostly) avoid organ failure - the next phase is hearing protection and orthopedics 🥀🖤🎸
kick drum chew gum oH GOD I lovenewyorklovenewyorklovenewyorklovenewyork
June 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
kick drum chew gum oH GOD I lovenewyorklovenewyorklovenewyorklovenewyork
our pup has a skin infection and has to get an antibiotic bath 2-3 times a week (much to her chagrin) but look at this poor little pizza face 🥺
June 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
our pup has a skin infection and has to get an antibiotic bath 2-3 times a week (much to her chagrin) but look at this poor little pizza face 🥺
me all week: ive been living in a KAFTAN do ppl still say YOLO?!?!
recession indicator: adding a new Marina Diamandis song to my library
May 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
me all week: ive been living in a KAFTAN do ppl still say YOLO?!?!
key word probably
it is nice that the eagles will probably decline the white house invite buuuutttt if it were up to traitor kenny pickett he definitely would accept AND he would shake trumps hand (which would be the same size as kenny's) 🤢
April 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
key word probably
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The $5000 “baby bonus” is functionally very similar to the Earned Income Tax Credit except it doesn’t have the work requirement the GOP has insisted on for decades.
April 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The $5000 “baby bonus” is functionally very similar to the Earned Income Tax Credit except it doesn’t have the work requirement the GOP has insisted on for decades.
ugh lana is so stunning in these single album covers 😩 a classic red lip always helps me forget about the dire state of America
April 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
ugh lana is so stunning in these single album covers 😩 a classic red lip always helps me forget about the dire state of America
the most "me" thing ever is on Sunday night aka Easter aka 4/20 I'm going to a Chiodos 20 year anniversary show 💀💀💀💀
April 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
the most "me" thing ever is on Sunday night aka Easter aka 4/20 I'm going to a Chiodos 20 year anniversary show 💀💀💀💀
if the UK really wanted to "save women" they would send Russell Brand to jail for life
April 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
if the UK really wanted to "save women" they would send Russell Brand to jail for life
a patchy smokey eye and unbrushed curls (that went out of style with when paris did coke in the early aughts) are conservative women's favorite fashion trends the recession must already be hitting them hard that they can only afford drug store eye shadow and highlights from the mall
April 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
a patchy smokey eye and unbrushed curls (that went out of style with when paris did coke in the early aughts) are conservative women's favorite fashion trends the recession must already be hitting them hard that they can only afford drug store eye shadow and highlights from the mall
at least the girlies that are eating dense bean salad 3x a day on tik tok who probably have cupboards full of cans of beans are sooo ready for the Great Depression 2
April 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
at least the girlies that are eating dense bean salad 3x a day on tik tok who probably have cupboards full of cans of beans are sooo ready for the Great Depression 2
who up fili their buster
April 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
who up fili their buster
this whole time i thought Miley was going to be the next Shania Twain of pop but she's fully the next Kylie Minogue and i love that for her
April 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
this whole time i thought Miley was going to be the next Shania Twain of pop but she's fully the next Kylie Minogue and i love that for her
haven't played infinity nikki in two weeks ... i am getting withdrawal shakes - acting like dodging other carts at the grocery store is a bouldy run 😬
March 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
haven't played infinity nikki in two weeks ... i am getting withdrawal shakes - acting like dodging other carts at the grocery store is a bouldy run 😬
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blasting my March Madness anthem today:
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
blasting my March Madness anthem today:
as someone who is afraid of driving... sports car by tate mcrae makes me want to cut up my mf metro card beep beep bro that song, actually, the whole album has crack in it for 90s babies that miss doing hoe trains to recession pop at the 8th grade dance
March 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
as someone who is afraid of driving... sports car by tate mcrae makes me want to cut up my mf metro card beep beep bro that song, actually, the whole album has crack in it for 90s babies that miss doing hoe trains to recession pop at the 8th grade dance