parkerj.bsky.social
@parkerj.bsky.social
Law-Person. Sports fan. Black. Jew. Husband. Dad. Liberal. SPQR.
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I dunno, man, if I began an opinion with a 3+ page "Preliminary Statement" complaining about disrespectful conduct by the other two judges on the panel, I would not immediately follow it up with this:
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You have my curiosity
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
March 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The price of eggs are about to be so fucking cheap
DOJ leadership has put all Public Integrity Section lawyers into a room with 1 hour to decide who will dismiss Adams indictment or else all will be fired. Sending them strength to stand by their oath, which is to support the Constitution, not the president’s political agenda. 🇺🇸
February 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
In their defense, Christian God told them to exploit the Mexican workers.
www.yahoo.com/news/uline-t...
Uline turned to Mexico to staff warehouses, but paid them a fraction of US workers, sources say
At company owned by a Trump mega-donor, workers brought from Mexico earned per day about the same as their US counterparts were paid by the hour
www.yahoo.com
February 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Latino voters flocked to Trump at rates that far surpassed over racial minorities. Maybe they need to rethink how that talk went.
In my world, “the talk” is what Black parents have w/our kids, about how to survive an encounter w/police who see them as a threat because of our skin color.

Latino families have their talk, w/kids even younger, about ICE who see them as criminals: “If we disappear…”

Different fear. Same America.
January 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Wish they forcefully investigated every kid who makes threats against their school like they did this kid for an anti-Trump video. Make a manifesto against your teacher, gotta wait for the bodies to drop but post something against the Fuhrer and here comes the Secret Service.
UPDATE: Secret Service agents — not ICE — were denied entry at a Chicago school despite initial CPS reports, a CPS source said.

Secret Service agents were looking for an 11-year-old who posted an anti-Trump video, the source said. https://buff.ly/3EatFDz
January 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Fuck this waste of carbon matter, shoot her into the Sun and don't look back.
www.huffpost.com/entry/lauren...
Lauren Boebert Calls Security On Nonexistent 'Guy' In Women's Bathroom
The Colorado congresswoman reportedly thought the person was Rep. Sarah McBride, Congress' only transgender lawmaker. She later apologized.
www.huffpost.com
January 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Latest school shooter:
"...Henderson wrote he "was ashamed to be Black.
He was anti-Semitic in his writings and posted a flyer from the Goyim Defense League, which is a neo-Nazi white supremacy group that visited Nashville this summer.

Candance Owens influenced me above all each time she spoke,..."
January 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The dumbification of America is back. We really need to divide the country at the Mason Dixon line and prevent the dumbness of infiltrating farther north.
www.scrippsnews.com/politics/the...
Florida wastes no time in adopting 'Gulf of America' name after Trump's executive order
Just a few hours after President Donald Trump signed an executive order instructing federal officials to rename the Gulf of Mexico as the “Gulf of America,” Florida has already implemented the change.
www.scrippsnews.com
January 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Every family and child deserves to feel safe and secure in the place they call home.

Every resident of Illinois should know their rights.

I intend to protect those rights and ensure our state laws are followed.
January 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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UPDATE: The IDF has completed its preparations to receive the hostages tomorrow.

The hostages will receive medical care upon arrival at Israel’s reception point and then be transferred to hospitals where they’ll be reunited with their families.

This moment can’t come sooner. ❤️‍🩹
January 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Yall reelected an insurrectionist felon who has a complete disregard for the law and you really expect me to get up in arms over Biden saying the ERA is ratified?
a close up of a man 's face with the words david on the bottom left
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words david on the bottom left
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Goddamn it, this is sad.
December 20, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Biden and Harris have done enough for this country and the country proceeded to take a shit on them. They don't owe us anything.
I simply want President Biden to march into the Brady Press Room and pound the podium demanding Congress pass the CR and not shut down the government. I want him and Harris on Capitol Hill pushing in person. If he’s worried about his legacy, letting it end on an unnecessary shutdown isn’t helping.
December 20, 2024 at 1:38 AM
They name names.
New today: The Texas Observer has identified the operators of four anonymous accounts that regularly share racist, antisemitic, and neo-Nazi content on X. Three of the operators appear to live or have claimed to own property in Texas.
Revealed: the Operators Behind Four Major Neo-Nazi X Accounts
Anonymity has long been a tactic used by extremists to spread their ideology while avoiding social consequences, from Klansmen hoods to online pseudonyms.
www.texasobserver.org
December 4, 2024 at 10:48 PM
If you've been spending today trying to dunk of the murder of a CEO, just realize it says more about you than it does him.
December 4, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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have you ever screamed "shut the fuck up" so loud it boiled water in .1 seconds
December 4, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Lead the Midwest in secession from the pending shitshow.
Take a look at what we've accomplished in Illinois:

Balanced budgets
Guaranteed paid leave
Rebuilt our infrastructure
Increased health care access
Lowered education costs
Enshrined the right to choose

I look forward to getting more big things done for the people of our state.
December 3, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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Response to coups by elected leaders:

- South Korea: blocked by mass mobilization of citizens

- Brazil: coup leader indicted, barred from politics

- United States: coup leader re-elected with majorities in the legislature and a compliant Supreme Court
December 3, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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When Trump tariffs crater the economy, when grocery prices skyrocket, when your home value plummets, I hope you still remember how mad you were at Joe for pardoning Hunter.
December 3, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Who hurt you?
With Hanukkah coming up seems like a good time to ask: when is the optimal time in latke making to throw apple sauce straight into the trash?
December 3, 2024 at 12:45 AM