Tom Plevey
@parkerfiftyone.bsky.social
Writer, photographer, freelance journo. Bylines have appeared in Guardian Australia and New England Times. Cat butler to Jazz. Horses have tried to kill me on numerous non-consecutive occasions.
I'll back it if you print it on white paper.
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'll back it if you print it on white paper.
I remember selling these. Great marketing, weren't that great IIRC.
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I remember selling these. Great marketing, weren't that great IIRC.
What's with the Kiwi soldiers?
November 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What's with the Kiwi soldiers?
Look, regardless of the efficacy or not of shark nets, we can all agree: the best thing to do with that whale carcass is let it ripen in the sun for a few days, then trebuchet it over the wall of the Japanese embassy. BANZAI!
October 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Look, regardless of the efficacy or not of shark nets, we can all agree: the best thing to do with that whale carcass is let it ripen in the sun for a few days, then trebuchet it over the wall of the Japanese embassy. BANZAI!
Not unexpected since all the cookers moved up from Melbourne during Covid.
October 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Not unexpected since all the cookers moved up from Melbourne during Covid.
This guy liking this post worries me...
October 19, 2025 at 5:48 AM
This guy liking this post worries me...
See what happens tonight. Pauline is is in town, and who knows if he could make an appearance.
October 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
See what happens tonight. Pauline is is in town, and who knows if he could make an appearance.
I'm sure he'll make a surprise appearance at Wests tonight for the Pauline Hanson tour. Was gonna go meself, but...you know. I'm not giving her $60.
October 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm sure he'll make a surprise appearance at Wests tonight for the Pauline Hanson tour. Was gonna go meself, but...you know. I'm not giving her $60.
Look, master_race_baiter leads an action-packed life. Anyone could've gotten distracted and left their laptop bag on the bus.
October 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Look, master_race_baiter leads an action-packed life. Anyone could've gotten distracted and left their laptop bag on the bus.
I MUST POSSESS THESE.
October 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I MUST POSSESS THESE.
She's gonna be livid when she finds out where they make her favourite Blend 43.
October 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
She's gonna be livid when she finds out where they make her favourite Blend 43.
"But DOGE Operative master_race_baiter assured us he kept it on a USB stick he kept with his weed in zippered compartment inside his laptop bag, which was 100% secure."
October 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"But DOGE Operative master_race_baiter assured us he kept it on a USB stick he kept with his weed in zippered compartment inside his laptop bag, which was 100% secure."
He needs to start keeping some peanut oil on him in case of giant albinos.
October 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
He needs to start keeping some peanut oil on him in case of giant albinos.
This is why I'm blasé about those sci-fi shows that expect us to look at a malfunctioning robot and insist "But it is striving to be human! Should we not treat it as human?" because my answer is "No, it's a broken toaster, chuck it in the bin."
October 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This is why I'm blasé about those sci-fi shows that expect us to look at a malfunctioning robot and insist "But it is striving to be human! Should we not treat it as human?" because my answer is "No, it's a broken toaster, chuck it in the bin."
Did you have to use a black background for the pages? Makes it hard to set time design.
October 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Did you have to use a black background for the pages? Makes it hard to set time design.
Bill Bailey's looking well.
October 13, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Bill Bailey's looking well.
Holden's search for his contact lens got intense.
October 13, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Holden's search for his contact lens got intense.
I've gotta stop letting mine out on Fridays, because he doesn't come back until late. He's at the fucking pub, I'll bet.
October 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I've gotta stop letting mine out on Fridays, because he doesn't come back until late. He's at the fucking pub, I'll bet.
Y2k aesthetic, baby.
October 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Y2k aesthetic, baby.