Tom Plevey
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Tom Plevey
@parkerfiftyone.bsky.social
Writer, photographer, freelance journo. Bylines have appeared in Guardian Australia and New England Times. Cat butler to Jazz. Horses have tried to kill me on numerous non-consecutive occasions.
@greatdismal.bsky.social smells like long-chain monomers.
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
This guy liking this post worries me...
October 19, 2025 at 5:48 AM
She's gonna be livid when she finds out where they make her favourite Blend 43.
October 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This is why I'm blasé about those sci-fi shows that expect us to look at a malfunctioning robot and insist "But it is striving to be human! Should we not treat it as human?" because my answer is "No, it's a broken toaster, chuck it in the bin."
October 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
September 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
August 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I think this sorta summed up how the priorities in this...no dental in Medicare, but ban social media, sure.
July 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I feel these chirons really sum up the issues in a way the government didn't intend. Brainrot? Bad. Teeth rot? Fine. #auspol
July 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If guys are actually reading less, I don't do maths but I can talk about the cultural side, from someone who's got a BFA in creative writing...This horseshit is why guys of my Gen mightn't read, this crap is what we were told we MUST read:
July 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
July 23, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Mourning the #Ozzman. But I ain't crying.
July 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Aussie here. I'm only vaguely aware of this flog. Failed Liberal party candidate, then like all failed Tories, started shiftin' into griftin'.

Is the dipshit responsible for starting Halloween in Australia, because he's always been a wannabe seppo.

Does have a damn fine Wikipedia portrait, but:
July 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
That distaste is...understandable.
July 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Lol, the google results:
July 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Not even the most beautiful thing the De Havilland family produce.
July 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I prefer crunchy to deadlift.
July 2, 2025 at 8:21 AM
"Also I do not remember Monash ever being “cool”"
July 2, 2025 at 8:20 AM
It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear.
June 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
FLUFFSICAL MEOWSYPUSS!

Have a Lieutenant-Colonel Jazz by way of reply.
June 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Chinese penicillin. Not feeling great, hope this helps.
June 18, 2025 at 10:56 AM
WHY? WHY ARE YOU PINK?!
June 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
JD Vance meets with the Pope...next minute...
April 21, 2025 at 8:16 AM
April 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Love this fuzzy bastard.
April 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Waiting on an important package for tomorrow. Fortunately, I am in a curlew-free area.
March 26, 2025 at 10:21 AM