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parkerActual
@parkeractual.bsky.social
Husband, father, home improvement enthusiast, Trekkie, Go Bills
Every year some team in the NFL wins way more games than their roster should let them and they get bounced in the first round of the playoffs. Usually it’s the Vikings.

Oh hi New England, how’s it going?
December 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Spender Brown is Josh Allen’s spike specialist
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social hey Hank loved the show on what species replaces us when we check out. What about elephants? Huge brains, prehensile trunks - existing death rituals seem like a good start to culture. Assuming they make it out of the century, do they seem like a good candidate?
August 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I think I’m gonna retire from watching football when Josh Allen retires from playing football. Am I gonna sign up for another 15 seasons of EP Fitzbromwards? No thanks.
May 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Hey QQ I don’t know much about investments. I just googled “premarket trading” and the sad trombone from The Price Is Right played. Is that bad?
April 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I enjoy amusing myself with the thought that a junior Lexus ad exec shot up in bed one night when he realized that “ December” and “Remember” rhyme.
February 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Rule of Acquisition 50: Go ahead switch the style up, and if they hate then let em hate and watch the money pile up.
December 24, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Rule of Acquisition #91: Your boss is only worth what he pays you.
December 3, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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Just my 2 cents. But my goal is to ignore the trolls. Give them zero attention. Block them if they annoy me.

I think the worst thing we can do on this site is re-create the ad hominem/ personal attacks that occur across comments on Twitter/insta/tiktok/ etc
November 19, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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I don’t even know why I stopped using this in the first place? Good GOD it’s nice to be in a digital space with other real human beings.

Can someone give a Cliff Notes of what went down here over the last year? Tea, dev notes, big memes, whatever is best please
November 11, 2024 at 10:49 PM