Parker Benchley 🇨🇦
@parkebench.bsky.social
Catcher Block in my own imagination, somewhat less impressive in reality. 🇨🇦🏳️🌈☘️⚜️ West Coast slacker in BC. Perpetual Student: ⚖️📈📰💻. Software Developer with awesome estimating skills.
While everyone else was emulating the 1966 film the Russians are coming! the Russians are coming!
“Emergency, emergency! Everybody to get from street!”
“Emergency, emergency! Everybody to get from street!”
February 17, 2026 at 3:37 AM
While everyone else was emulating the 1966 film the Russians are coming! the Russians are coming!
“Emergency, emergency! Everybody to get from street!”
“Emergency, emergency! Everybody to get from street!”
Beck is the blonde on the right.
February 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Beck is the blonde on the right.
Probably Gwendolyn Beck, who run unsuccessfully for congress as an independent in 2014 and was one of a very few political contributions from Epstein in 2014.
And, of course, the DOJ redacts it in a way that makes it look like a contribution to a congressional Democrat. 🙄
And, of course, the DOJ redacts it in a way that makes it look like a contribution to a congressional Democrat. 🙄
February 4, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Probably Gwendolyn Beck, who run unsuccessfully for congress as an independent in 2014 and was one of a very few political contributions from Epstein in 2014.
And, of course, the DOJ redacts it in a way that makes it look like a contribution to a congressional Democrat. 🙄
And, of course, the DOJ redacts it in a way that makes it look like a contribution to a congressional Democrat. 🙄
Ah, the “independently yours” might be an important clue. 😁
February 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Ah, the “independently yours” might be an important clue. 😁
I did this back after the 2016 election.
January 26, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I did this back after the 2016 election.
Trump is always bragging that he has a high IQ. But amazingly enough he doesn’t seem to want to share his SAT scores which before the change in the late ‘80s were a fairly accurate IQ predictor. (Not that IQ really means anything!)
January 26, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Trump is always bragging that he has a high IQ. But amazingly enough he doesn’t seem to want to share his SAT scores which before the change in the late ‘80s were a fairly accurate IQ predictor. (Not that IQ really means anything!)
A little context dear reader: in 1970 there was little to no understanding of ADHD, no one used the term “neurodivergent,” and autistic was either confused with artistic, or meant kids who couldn’t talk and could only be cured by Dr. Elvis and Nurse Mary Tyler Moore, an incognito nun.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
A little context dear reader: in 1970 there was little to no understanding of ADHD, no one used the term “neurodivergent,” and autistic was either confused with artistic, or meant kids who couldn’t talk and could only be cured by Dr. Elvis and Nurse Mary Tyler Moore, an incognito nun.
And I only do it for money in small targeted groups when c-suite members with negative technical knowledge ask the absolutely stupidest effing technical questions. But I try not to do it in a mean way, more of a “that’s an interesting point, Bob” way.
January 23, 2026 at 1:11 AM
And I only do it for money in small targeted groups when c-suite members with negative technical knowledge ask the absolutely stupidest effing technical questions. But I try not to do it in a mean way, more of a “that’s an interesting point, Bob” way.
Roadkill - it’s what’s for dinner
January 18, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Roadkill - it’s what’s for dinner
Here’s the methodology, weighting, and the full demographic breakdown on the answers. You can see the entire report, including the 20 or so other survey questions at d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/IC...
January 13, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Here’s the methodology, weighting, and the full demographic breakdown on the answers. You can see the entire report, including the 20 or so other survey questions at d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/IC...
I can’t imagine a woman accepting a drinks invitation from Kavanaugh without bringing at least an electric cattle prod.
That probably includes his wife, she of the knowing frown and worried cringe at his original senate hearings.
That probably includes his wife, she of the knowing frown and worried cringe at his original senate hearings.
January 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I can’t imagine a woman accepting a drinks invitation from Kavanaugh without bringing at least an electric cattle prod.
That probably includes his wife, she of the knowing frown and worried cringe at his original senate hearings.
That probably includes his wife, she of the knowing frown and worried cringe at his original senate hearings.
I think we saw the futility of hope in 2016.
January 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I think we saw the futility of hope in 2016.
“When you see the flash, 🎶 Duck 🎶 and 🎶 Cover!”
Yeah, about that …
Yeah, about that …
January 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
“When you see the flash, 🎶 Duck 🎶 and 🎶 Cover!”
Yeah, about that …
Yeah, about that …
And wouldn’t the fact that under the terms of use, xAI retains an irrevocable, perpetual, worldwide right to use, copy, store, modify, distribute, reproduce, publish, and make derivative works of the output images, that their own system generated, make it obvious it’s their responsibility?
January 6, 2026 at 2:32 AM
And wouldn’t the fact that under the terms of use, xAI retains an irrevocable, perpetual, worldwide right to use, copy, store, modify, distribute, reproduce, publish, and make derivative works of the output images, that their own system generated, make it obvious it’s their responsibility?
She’s Brian O’Banyon from Auntie Mame
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
She’s Brian O’Banyon from Auntie Mame
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Makes me a Xoomer. So I designed these – and for each year, I tried to use a font that was created or released in the same calendar year.
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Makes me a Xoomer. So I designed these – and for each year, I tried to use a font that was created or released in the same calendar year.
