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Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯!
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
April 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯!
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
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March 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Just paid my taxes via X, the everything app, but it said my payment went to something called $GOVCOIN. I emailed the IRS for help but they replied with just a poop emoji
February 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Just paid my taxes via X, the everything app, but it said my payment went to something called $GOVCOIN. I emailed the IRS for help but they replied with just a poop emoji
ELON CAN OLIGARGLE THESE NUTS
February 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
ELON CAN OLIGARGLE THESE NUTS
Trump acts like a king, because he is too weak to govern as a president
February 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Trump acts like a king, because he is too weak to govern as a president
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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network
While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.
While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.
Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network
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February 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network
While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.
While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.
The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.
January 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.
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The highest compliment from someone who disagrees with you is not “You were right.” It’s “You made me think.”
Good arguments help us recognize complexity where we once saw simplicity.
The ultimate purpose of debate is not to produce consensus. It’s to promote critical thinking.
Good arguments help us recognize complexity where we once saw simplicity.
The ultimate purpose of debate is not to produce consensus. It’s to promote critical thinking.
January 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The highest compliment from someone who disagrees with you is not “You were right.” It’s “You made me think.”
Good arguments help us recognize complexity where we once saw simplicity.
The ultimate purpose of debate is not to produce consensus. It’s to promote critical thinking.
Good arguments help us recognize complexity where we once saw simplicity.
The ultimate purpose of debate is not to produce consensus. It’s to promote critical thinking.
Fuuuuck you donald
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January 29, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Fuuuuck you donald
FREE LUIIIIIIIGIIIIIII
January 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
FREE LUIIIIIIIGIIIIIII
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
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January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
Will my account be banned if a type “elon is a nazi” ?
January 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Will my account be banned if a type “elon is a nazi” ?
The age of Misinformation.
January 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The age of Misinformation.
Fuck we really about to be in it for the next 4 years.
January 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Fuck we really about to be in it for the next 4 years.
From my point of view the jedi are evil
January 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
From my point of view the jedi are evil
a future catalog of my unhinged thoughts
January 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
a future catalog of my unhinged thoughts
Just because it ain’t happened yet , don’t think that it’s not
January 11, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Just because it ain’t happened yet , don’t think that it’s not
I need to take more photos of the earth while it’s still green and full of life
January 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I need to take more photos of the earth while it’s still green and full of life
I was here, posting my invisible feelings on a plain wall of text, destined to remain unseen by any human soul.
Despite my global Internet presence, I remain invisible, a mere echo used by the privileged elite.
Despite my global Internet presence, I remain invisible, a mere echo used by the privileged elite.
January 10, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I was here, posting my invisible feelings on a plain wall of text, destined to remain unseen by any human soul.
Despite my global Internet presence, I remain invisible, a mere echo used by the privileged elite.
Despite my global Internet presence, I remain invisible, a mere echo used by the privileged elite.