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ParentinHalf
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I'm not sure how or when, but apparently I have two children and a nice life. Thankfully, our country's willful decline into autocracy removes any concern that things are going too well. 💙✌️
Seeing it all over. Now, people are criticizing each other for not being outraged in the right way. NOT HELPFUL.
January 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I'm so confused by this. But maybe I should be glad it doesn't make sense to me? 🤦‍♀️
January 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Rehabilitation only applies to entitled (largely) white people crimes. But also they don't need to be rehabilitated because anything done in the name of the Autocrat is by definition lawful.
January 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It's like one of those "which of these words doesn't belong" except none of them belong because they are all completely different categories of features associated with working.
January 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
What the hell is a "loyal" work style?
January 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
And its leader is a Doberman named Nick Furry.
January 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The forest floor as an alien world. This one is particularly soothing ☺️
January 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
That's a lot better than what I said to my alarm, so 🤷‍♀️
January 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
🤢
January 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My new house has five digits, and it gives me an unreasonable amount of unease.
January 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
🤯
January 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Multiple reactions simultaneously. Mostly, kiddo, I'm so sorry I gave you that part of my brain.
January 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I reread that last summer. I knew the ending and was still crushed.
January 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Also, lazy gardening is the way to go. And clover lawns. Yes to all.
January 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Literally researching the best legal way to rewild my new yard this summer.
January 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Our kids will never appreciate the sacrifices we make.
January 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
There was a potato on the bedroom floor the other day. Oh, and I tell other adults that I have to go potty.
January 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Thus we are bonded.
January 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Not to brag.
January 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM