PardonMyHardon
@pard0nmyhard0n.bsky.social
29yrs old. Nerd. Gamer. Sad and horny Norwegian elf/faun
🔞 !MDNI! 🔞
He/They
Chronically ill
Eat and yeet the rich
🔞 !MDNI! 🔞
He/They
Chronically ill
Eat and yeet the rich
Ah, well then I'm very sorry to hear that..
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Ah, well then I'm very sorry to hear that..
Sadly it's getting increasingly harder for people to discern AI slop, even for people who are "chronically online". It's honestly quite scary. She probs can't tell the difference.
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Sadly it's getting increasingly harder for people to discern AI slop, even for people who are "chronically online". It's honestly quite scary. She probs can't tell the difference.
Absolutely immaculate 💜
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Absolutely immaculate 💜
Welcome baaaack!
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Welcome baaaack!
Actually ethereal
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Actually ethereal
Happy birthday gorgeous <3
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Happy birthday gorgeous <3
Holy shit he did. May he rest in all the shit and piss
October 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Holy shit he did. May he rest in all the shit and piss
I actually rarely check my fyp!
I have several lists tho, like faves (like you), mutuals, NSFW artists, and so on!
I have several lists tho, like faves (like you), mutuals, NSFW artists, and so on!
October 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I actually rarely check my fyp!
I have several lists tho, like faves (like you), mutuals, NSFW artists, and so on!
I have several lists tho, like faves (like you), mutuals, NSFW artists, and so on!
Your bush is magnificent 😍
October 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Your bush is magnificent 😍
I'd love nothing more 💜
October 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I'd love nothing more 💜
I would definitely like to give it my best 🥴
October 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I would definitely like to give it my best 🥴
I would very much like one (1) bites please. You may apply more if you feel like it 🥺💜
October 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I would very much like one (1) bites please. You may apply more if you feel like it 🥺💜
I think I'd look really cute under you 😘
October 8, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I think I'd look really cute under you 😘
Understandably so. There's too many 😖
October 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Understandably so. There's too many 😖
Why hello there 🥴
October 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Why hello there 🥴
All day and all night, yes pleaseeeee
October 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
All day and all night, yes pleaseeeee
Good mornin cutie
Any plans for today? 💜
Any plans for today? 💜
October 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Good mornin cutie
Any plans for today? 💜
Any plans for today? 💜
You needn't even ask 🤤
October 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
You needn't even ask 🤤
Sign me uuup, Autumn 🤤
October 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Sign me uuup, Autumn 🤤
You be the fawn, I'll be the faun? <3
September 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
You be the fawn, I'll be the faun? <3
This is soooo good!
September 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
This is soooo good!