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PardonMyHardon
@pard0nmyhard0n.bsky.social
29yrs old. Nerd. Gamer. Sad and horny Norwegian elf/faun
🔞 !MDNI! 🔞
He/They
Chronically ill
Eat and yeet the rich
Pinned
୨⎯ Greetings traveler, may I introduce myself? ⎯୧

ꕥ NSFW | MDNI
ꕥ Call me Dovah~
ꕥ 28
ꕥ he/they
ꕥ 172cm (about 5'7)
ꕥ sub-leaning switch
ꕥ queer
ꕥ horny/sad posting

♡ + ↻ to be moots! Okaybyeee・❥・
I want to cum 😭😭😭
October 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
So I don't wanna show too much here, but I'm starting to really like my belly and the really grabbable part above my crotch
Anyone else wants a grab? 🥺💜
#nsfwsky #nsfw
October 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Reposted by PardonMyHardon
𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒.. 🔪
September 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I'm in such a conundrum rn.
So there's this sextoy that's on sale, that I kinda want cuz it can be controlled by someone else via their phone, but, I haven't been able to cum for over a year and a half now.
And I'm just.. do I buy it?? In hopes that I can actually cum again soon..?
September 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Sunburnt and horny on vacation
Anyone enjoy bigger guys with some hair on them?
#nsfwsky #nsfw #horny
August 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Reposted by PardonMyHardon
hi pls report @gothblooo.bsky.social !! they're stealing my content and pretending to be me
June 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Good morning, may I have you for breakfast?
June 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Happy Pride month y'all! Remember, if you're attracted to me, you're a lil bit gay 😘
June 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Stuck in the hospital for a week, hope this treatment will work
May 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
www.eswalliance.org/rights_not_r...
If anyone would want to help out and sign this, as Sweden is looking to ban SW, and hopefully we may stop the ban from getting through
Any signatures and shares would be much appreciated!
Open Letter: Sweden Must Reject the Expansion of Sex Work Criminalisation: Protect Rights, Not Repression
www.eswalliance.org
April 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Please sign, this is so important. The Nordic Model KILLS SWs. www.change.org/p/stop-the-n...
We Can Make an Impact.
STOP the Nordic Model & SAVE Britain!
www.change.org
April 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
How are women so gorgeous. Y'all deserve to be worshipped, good lord
March 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hvis noen av mine norske følgere/sexworkers har noen Svenske SW's som kunne sendt de Cara's vei, så hadde det vært flott. Handler om noen lover som mulig skal settes i verk der borte.
x.com/scandidreamg...
#NorwegianSexworkers #SwedishSexworkers
Cara on X: "Hej på grund av ett lagförslag vill jag komma i kontakt med andra sexarbetare i Sverige, skicka ett DM till mig här eller på en annan plattform och dela gärna vidare!" / X
Hej på grund av ett lagförslag vill jag komma i kontakt med andra sexarbetare i Sverige, skicka ett DM till mig här eller på en annan plattform och dela gärna vidare!
x.com
March 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Go go go 😍🙏
NOMINATE EACH DAY FOR COSPLAY STREAMER AND CLIP CREATOR!! 🥹💖 FOR MY BDAY PLEASEEEEE
xma.show/fans/
March 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Hope yall don't mind a bit of hair and a bit of belly

#nsfwsky #tease #nsfw
March 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I'm struggling with feeling sexy and spicy when my body isn't working properly. I really hope I can get out of this slump, it's rough out here
February 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I just want a squishy, warm and soft cuddle partner, who doesn't mind switching spoon-roles from time to time
February 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Fuck I miss being intimate and cozy and close to someone
February 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
616 followers?? Too bad like.. 85% of them are bots 😂😂
January 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I'm struggling. My chronic illness is not lessening in symptoms from anything.
The constant pain mixed with constant numbness.
Now, I can't even feel when my penis is hard vs when it's not. I have to physically check.
And I still haven't cum voluntarily for over a year now.
Frustrating and tiring..
January 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I want what they're having
January 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Y'all should absolutely vote for @katthekunt.bsky.social for the AVN Fan awards! Such a hottie <3

avn.com/awards/votin...
AVN Awards
AVN Awards
avn.com
January 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM