parasyte
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parasyte
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Fake computer-toucher by trade. He/Him.
wasn't aware getting fired was the same as being shot to death
December 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
this is why any new gerrymandering was going to fail fwiw, doing it any harder risked losing a lot of districts

tbh would've been funny to see it succeed due to that but i get why the ds needed to vote it down
December 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"Thank you," the KGB says. "We do our best but truly, it's nothing compared to American propaganda. Your people believe everything your state media tells them."

The CIA agent drops his drink in shock and disgust. "Thank you friend, but you must be confused... There's no propaganda in America."
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
oh, he posted it! bsky.app/profile/kapp...
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
i showed this to a friend and he was compelled to do this
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
so you're saying we have to make sure they literally die
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
lmao p sure the Nazis were not anti-*Israel* doubly so since they facilitated exporting Jewish people to Mandatory Palestine
October 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
this one claims to be a conservative never-trumper and appears to have the reasoning ability that suggests
October 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
my love for tron paved the way for my love of reboot

not that the stories are amazing or have franchise potential. the followups on all haven't been fantastic, though Legacy is watchable.

at least each tron film gets a kickin soundtrack!
October 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
lying will not earn you friends
October 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
bro looks like a fortnite skin
October 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
that's an option! in settings, go down to controller and there's a toggle for "Use Nintendo Button Layout"

won't fix the physical glyphs but it will control like you expect
October 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
also it airs wednesdays????
October 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
September 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
you cannot create a solid future without understanding how the present came to be
September 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
it does take time to identify a way in which the sovereign can be sued. you can sue a person or company for defamation but not the government, just as an example.
September 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM