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Fake computer-toucher by trade. He/Him.
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i showed this to a friend and he was compelled to do this
a photograph of Doc Brown in his workshop from the film Back to the Future. however this photo has been photoshopped to make him wear the "Legalize Recreational Plutonium" ugly sweater under his lab coat
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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stock photo of a man working at a computer with a video editing suite on both monitors. there's a twist, though: the man's head is actually that of a predator from the Predator movies, and the video clips on the monitor are also from the film Predator
September 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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the character zagreus from the video game hades, holding a basketball
July 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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the boys are napping through the heat #cats
photo of two cats sleeping on the carpet. the top one is a chonky black boy stretched on his side and the other is a creamy orange guy curling up a bit. the carpet looks like outer space, the kind you'd see at a bowling alley
June 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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the "real yakuza use a gamepad" splash screen from the yakuza game series but altered to say "real yakuza use a wii balance board"
May 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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catte
Fifty the orange cat sits on the floor, head turned towards the viewer. He's giving you his best Blue Steel.
December 23, 2024 at 4:53 AM
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two orange cats laying next to one another, just barely touching
December 20, 2024 at 3:57 AM
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why are black cats Like That
Jiji the cat sits atop a pair of shoes. They're my shoes and he is glaring at me, mad that i would even consider leaving for work
December 13, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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an illustration of fists with knuckle tattoos reading ISO-8601, the ISO standard for date formats
November 25, 2024 at 5:51 AM
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pov: the food bowls are empty #caturday
an orange cat named fifty has a annoyed and smug look on his face, with empty food bowls about to be filled with cat food he would like to speak to your manager about this
November 23, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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i love this game
November 17, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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he looked cold so i tucked him in
an orange cat on top of a couch with a tan blanket partially covering him the same orange cat but now he is curled up with his head down all tucked in to the blanket
October 29, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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September 25, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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parasite eve ii is wild
a screenshot of parasite eve ii. a mutated four legged animal with a weird monkey-camel face is staring at the viewer.
August 31, 2024 at 6:42 AM
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i did my part!
a screenshot of the quoted skeet, just liked - the counter hit 400
August 30, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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this is very funny timing because my friends and i just built a catio that's basically an awning because i wanted to screen this dang window

it works great!
the back side of a house. there's a hastily constructed lean-to/awning covered in a screen material the inside of the lean-to from the previous photo. an ikea doll bed sits against one side, an orange cat on it looking at the camera. another orange cat sits on the wood floor by the bed.
July 20, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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oh, these black panthers? that rules, i'm glad students are getting this kind of education
May 4, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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at the vet my partner's cat got a rectal temperature check and climbed himself back in his carrier and tried to close the top

that's enough vet i'll pack myself, ship me home
a large black cat who has placed himself back inside his gray cat carrier with mesh sides. it's on the floor of an exam room and he is eager to get back home
April 16, 2024 at 6:10 AM
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whole account gets flagged because he's a racist transphobe
eric owens skeet giving dems advice to embrace transphobia
April 4, 2024 at 5:54 AM
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i'm sorry this is the first thing i thought of
a panel from the "thirsty looking flower" meme, depicting two stick figure people who appear distressed. the person on the left states "i... am NOT doing that"
March 29, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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March 8, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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idk i remember libs not doing shit under trump
a collage of tweets from liberals on twitter threatening to burn it all down when republicans try to replace ruth bader ginsburg important to note that at no point did they ever follow through
February 26, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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sunday vibes 🤼‍♂️
photo of a living room. in the foreground is a tuxedo cat named Dandy looking cute, laying on my legs which are covered in a blanket with a star pattern on it. in the background is a large tv with the 1992 royal rumble playing
February 25, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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screenshot of Tweet from Brendel (@brendelbored) Kid: Santa, what's the story of your reindeer names? Santa: Why, I name them after memories, like Prancer frolicking through the snow! Kid: what about Donner? *a dark countenance settles in Santa's face* Santa: the year was 1847, snowfall had trapped us in the Sierra Nevada–
December 26, 2023 at 4:22 PM
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a friend of mine has the book of the subgenius out of curiosity and he didn't know just how racist it was
page from the book of the subgenius, including a photo of a fake particle called bobyon that appears as a swastika made of four tobacco pipes
November 11, 2023 at 4:48 AM