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Hell yeah! Congrats!! U now
Image of a young Phil Lester with text saying “lowkey I have a bachelors degree”
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Chappell phyuri incoming
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Texts from bestie
Friend: i want you to know that every time i hear about colombine the school shooting, i think of you because it's your favorite flower Me: Aw that's so sweet
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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USA USA USA 🦅🇺🇸🏈
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Success
Screenshot of a text conversation with my mom. I sent a link to the calendar and my mom sent back a shipping confirmation
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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This is what I imagine
Bell curve graph where the y axis is “gaydar accuracy” and the x axis is “gayness”
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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We deal with stress very well in this house
Screenshot of text messages between me and my bf: Partner: It's gonna work out and if not we jump off a building Me: Same
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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One of mine does but it’s also fucked up in other ways sometimes it gets locked like this when I play lmao
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Guess my profession challenge (incredibly easy)

Shoutout to Phil because my hand also looks weird in photos
Picture of me (white-ish brown hair tied back) in a bathroom with stalls wearing a yellowish green shirt and a brown skirt. I have a badge reel on my skirt with keys and business cards in them
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Mommy? Mama?
A picture of the top half of Phil Lester’s face wearing makeup with pink glittery eyeshadow and fake freckles taken from down low
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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My boyfriend: did you even hear what I just said
Me in my mind palace:
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Bluesky refused to let me upload this picture last Friday so you’re getting this #phanniefriday a week late
Picture of me in a bar bathroom mirror wearing the Sister Daniel costume Mirror selfie of Dan is said costume
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Want to guess my favorite baking video
Picture of my partner and I kissing dressed in the same outfits as Dan and Phil in the Halloween baking slime and sadness cinnamon buns episode Another picture of my partner and I in our dnp Halloween costumes
November 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Hello this is my Halloween costume for work because my other Halloween costume is not appropriate
I am stood in an office giving a thumbs up to the camera wearing a brown/green cape, white button up, light brown vest, brown pants, and brown sandals
October 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Smoothie acquired
Picture of a pink smoothie in a mug
October 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Omg it’s my cars birthday happy birthday
Screenshot of an email from a car dealership (with the dealership name censored) telling me it’s my cars birthday
October 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Normal texts to my boyfriend
iMessage Screenshot Me: (link to Dan and Phil’s tiktok) Me: I'm killing my self and them Bf: What happened I don't haveTikTok Me: They did one of those couple audios on tiktok
October 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Dan and Phil clickbait from a popular news publication is so funny I’m sorry
Screenshot of a Twitter post from the New York Post: “YouTubers Dan and Phil make shocking revelation about their relationship trib.al/ OZmNVQL”
October 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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My partner is in the woods rn this news won’t reach him for another 5 hours
Today 2.05PM Partner: How u Me: Dan and Phil are about to do something We don't know what but I'm going to freak (Delivered) THEYRE OUT DAN AND PHIL ARE TOGEYJER ABHH
October 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Phyuri revisited this was the dumb matching shirt submission I opted for
Illustration of a genderbent Dan and Phil holding hands wearing shirts that say “I’m stupid” and “I’m fucking stupid”. Dan is wearing black ripped jeans and Phil is wearing brown shorts and dans tour merch hat
October 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Forgot alt text: image from the children’s television show Arthur of Baxter saying “You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?”
September 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Noooo
September 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Good morning texts to bestie
Text message screenshot reading: Today 10:01 AM (Sent by me): So are you excited for the rapture on Tuesday Delivered
September 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Today’s example
Friend: i just remembered in junior year our creative writing class with [censored] went to a state poetry contest and i won first place, and then a couple weeks later when we got our poems back read mine and [censored] convinced me that it wasn't actually very good and i didn't deserve my award and they threw my poem away why the fuck was i friends with them Me: What the fuck???
September 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM