eildak (ev 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 )
@parasocialroomba.bsky.social
ever | 24 | maker of edits, thinker of thoughts all of which are about dan and phil
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#promosky because my old one was very outdated
Hi I’m Ever (they/them) and I mainly just tap about Dan and Phil but here are some of my other interests:
☆ Music (folk, punk, emo, norteño…) 🎶
☆ Reading (Nonfiction, various genre fiction…) 📚
☆ MTG 🪄
Mainly looking for other phannie moots
Hi I’m Ever (they/them) and I mainly just tap about Dan and Phil but here are some of my other interests:
☆ Music (folk, punk, emo, norteño…) 🎶
☆ Reading (Nonfiction, various genre fiction…) 📚
☆ MTG 🪄
Mainly looking for other phannie moots
I forget my uncle is HOH so using his TV has steps because it automatically connects to headphones/his hearing aid
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I forget my uncle is HOH so using his TV has steps because it automatically connects to headphones/his hearing aid
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On The Other Side | 23.5k words
Dan passes away, suddenly and much too young. Phil lives through the fallout.
key tags: grief, angst, substance abuse, disordered eating, major character death
archiveofourown.org/works/73788981
Dan passes away, suddenly and much too young. Phil lives through the fallout.
key tags: grief, angst, substance abuse, disordered eating, major character death
archiveofourown.org/works/73788981
November 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
On The Other Side | 23.5k words
Dan passes away, suddenly and much too young. Phil lives through the fallout.
key tags: grief, angst, substance abuse, disordered eating, major character death
archiveofourown.org/works/73788981
Dan passes away, suddenly and much too young. Phil lives through the fallout.
key tags: grief, angst, substance abuse, disordered eating, major character death
archiveofourown.org/works/73788981
There’s one local slang term I just refuse to say because it’s so stupid I can’t
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
There’s one local slang term I just refuse to say because it’s so stupid I can’t
I really feel I got the last chopper out because what do you mean no more federal loans for grad school?
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I really feel I got the last chopper out because what do you mean no more federal loans for grad school?
Guess my profession challenge (incredibly easy)
Shoutout to Phil because my hand also looks weird in photos
Shoutout to Phil because my hand also looks weird in photos
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Guess my profession challenge (incredibly easy)
Shoutout to Phil because my hand also looks weird in photos
Shoutout to Phil because my hand also looks weird in photos
Alright let’s see how badly cloud flare fucks up my day
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Alright let’s see how badly cloud flare fucks up my day
Who likes low rise jeans? I feel like my pants are falling down and these are barely low rise
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Who likes low rise jeans? I feel like my pants are falling down and these are barely low rise
I haven’t listened to a podcast on Apple Podcasts in years and these ads are killing me I feel like I’m in the grocery story
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I haven’t listened to a podcast on Apple Podcasts in years and these ads are killing me I feel like I’m in the grocery story
So phannie pilled that someone called Bill Clinton and Donald Trump “Don and Bill” and I thought they were making a joke about Dan and Phil
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
So phannie pilled that someone called Bill Clinton and Donald Trump “Don and Bill” and I thought they were making a joke about Dan and Phil
What are the little gay people in my phone up to
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
What are the little gay people in my phone up to
I need other trypos fans to rant to because WHAT DO YOU MEAN RAINIE IS LOSING HER JOB
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I need other trypos fans to rant to because WHAT DO YOU MEAN RAINIE IS LOSING HER JOB
For my other ADHDers, there’s been a recall on some Adderall XR and Vyvanse for November so if you’ve noticed your new prescription not working well I’d check with your pharm
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
For my other ADHDers, there’s been a recall on some Adderall XR and Vyvanse for November so if you’ve noticed your new prescription not working well I’d check with your pharm
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the first vet bill was a total of $563.18, and i’m having to take the little girl in for a second opinion tomorrow because the first vet dismissed her eye infection and it’s getting worse.
if there’s anything you can contribute to help this baby out, i would be so grateful ❤️
venmo: @atlantismoses
if there’s anything you can contribute to help this baby out, i would be so grateful ❤️
venmo: @atlantismoses
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
the first vet bill was a total of $563.18, and i’m having to take the little girl in for a second opinion tomorrow because the first vet dismissed her eye infection and it’s getting worse.
if there’s anything you can contribute to help this baby out, i would be so grateful ❤️
venmo: @atlantismoses
if there’s anything you can contribute to help this baby out, i would be so grateful ❤️
venmo: @atlantismoses
My coworkers invited me out for drinks tomorrow 🥹
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My coworkers invited me out for drinks tomorrow 🥹
I just realized I’ve never seen my mother in law with her hair down. I’ve never ever seen it styled in a different way. She has locked into that slicked back bun and never looked back
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I just realized I’ve never seen my mother in law with her hair down. I’ve never ever seen it styled in a different way. She has locked into that slicked back bun and never looked back
Interviewing people for my job who are way more qualified than I was when I got this job. The stars really did align for me
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Interviewing people for my job who are way more qualified than I was when I got this job. The stars really did align for me
Thinking about Charlie from supernatural rn
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Thinking about Charlie from supernatural rn
Movie theater popcorn making me feel like shit and I will act surprised once again
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Movie theater popcorn making me feel like shit and I will act surprised once again
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hey fellas i found a couple of stray kittens and it’s costing me an arm and a leg to nurse one of them back to health. if i posted my venmo or a gofundme or something, do you think you could spread it around? :( i hate to do this but im desperate to help this baby girl
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
hey fellas i found a couple of stray kittens and it’s costing me an arm and a leg to nurse one of them back to health. if i posted my venmo or a gofundme or something, do you think you could spread it around? :( i hate to do this but im desperate to help this baby girl
I’d like to apologize for begging my grandma to vote for Hillary when I was 7 because she did actually
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I’d like to apologize for begging my grandma to vote for Hillary when I was 7 because she did actually
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a combo of fucked wisdom teeth & celiac disease has fucked my teeth & i dont have access to nhs dentists where i live (3.5h each way just for 111 apts). this is where im at, minus a private hospital referral for a surgical extraction. anything helps!
#mutualaid #MAsky #helpsky
ko-fi.com/lucandcat
#mutualaid #MAsky #helpsky
ko-fi.com/lucandcat
October 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
a combo of fucked wisdom teeth & celiac disease has fucked my teeth & i dont have access to nhs dentists where i live (3.5h each way just for 111 apts). this is where im at, minus a private hospital referral for a surgical extraction. anything helps!
#mutualaid #MAsky #helpsky
ko-fi.com/lucandcat
#mutualaid #MAsky #helpsky
ko-fi.com/lucandcat
I’m pretty sure I got blocked by someone for making like two lukewarm jokes about Taylor S***t and I think still that’s funny
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’m pretty sure I got blocked by someone for making like two lukewarm jokes about Taylor S***t and I think still that’s funny
Good afternoon I just had to tell my student employees to turn down their Mariah Carrey because if I could hear it from my office so can the whole first floor
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Good afternoon I just had to tell my student employees to turn down their Mariah Carrey because if I could hear it from my office so can the whole first floor
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Femboy Dan (Phil coming soon)
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Femboy Dan (Phil coming soon)
Everyone manifest good things for me this week we have so many things up in the air with moving rn and I just want things to work out
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Everyone manifest good things for me this week we have so many things up in the air with moving rn and I just want things to work out