Christopher Culpepper
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Christopher Culpepper
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Just your friendly neighborhood reply-guy
"You liberals are running to your echo chamber!"

No, we've escaped a hellscape.
January 2, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Everyone is 12.
January 1, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I'm more disappointed in Michelangelo.
January 1, 2026 at 4:47 PM
January 1, 2026 at 11:11 AM
January 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
January 1, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Red-Brown: Flush it down.
December 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
A good bit of it is just: "I was a child in the 90s, so any problems then weren't of my concern, therefore we can go back to that time with no tradeoffs."
December 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Stating the obvious for the people in the back.

Voting isn't a Valentine's card. It is a chess move.
December 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
We are a proper country again.
December 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The goggles, they do nothing.
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Murderbot.

Ya know, I'm ok with this.
December 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Hell yeah!
December 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
December 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Beware entering his volcano lair.
December 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Fuck 'em.
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Y'all need the Orange Catholic Bible.
December 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
December 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If the reply guy or gal replies to multiple skeets, especially to skeets that aren't their own, that's a tell.
December 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I am, and shall always be, your boob.

Of all the souls have ever known, his was the most **voice-breaking** booby.
December 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I'll dry my tears as I slowly walk my way back to New Vegas with all 37 gold bars.

It's about letting go.

Letting go of poverty!
December 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
On an aesthetic level, I prefer that to the New AMC theater style of the mega church.

If your church looks like law firm, you've failed architecturally.

Though, I at least respect the church that operates out of stripmall next to the Taekwondo dojo. At least they're in it for the love of the game
December 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM