Christopher Culpepper
@paranoia2k.bsky.social
Just your friendly neighborhood reply-guy
10 tickets to Melania, please.
Gotta goose those numbers, I bankrolled it, after all.
Gotta goose those numbers, I bankrolled it, after all.
January 29, 2026 at 3:48 AM
10 tickets to Melania, please.
Gotta goose those numbers, I bankrolled it, after all.
Gotta goose those numbers, I bankrolled it, after all.
Now they might lose Alaska and Texas in the Senate.
Fuck 'em.
Fuck 'em.
January 27, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Now they might lose Alaska and Texas in the Senate.
Fuck 'em.
Fuck 'em.
The proper amount of PopTarts.
January 25, 2026 at 1:28 AM
The proper amount of PopTarts.
My current mood.
January 24, 2026 at 11:06 PM
My current mood.
Leaving this here for context.
January 23, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Leaving this here for context.
Praise the Glorious Revolution and the leadership of Chairperson Abby.
January 23, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Praise the Glorious Revolution and the leadership of Chairperson Abby.
But he ain't talking about that because every three months a person is torn apart by crocodiles in North Queensland.
January 20, 2026 at 12:44 AM
But he ain't talking about that because every three months a person is torn apart by crocodiles in North Queensland.
Embrace the chaos.
January 19, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Embrace the chaos.
Da Pope is more of a baseball fan anyway.
January 19, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Da Pope is more of a baseball fan anyway.
Aww, the consequences of their actions are making themselves known.
January 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Aww, the consequences of their actions are making themselves known.
Lol.
Lamo, even.
Lamo, even.
January 15, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Lol.
Lamo, even.
Lamo, even.
Adding this here.
Like, that has to be trolling.
Like, that has to be trolling.
January 14, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Adding this here.
Like, that has to be trolling.
Like, that has to be trolling.
Handy table for those playing at home
January 14, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Handy table for those playing at home
Then they drop the Cisco default theme, and your distracted from groving out.
January 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Then they drop the Cisco default theme, and your distracted from groving out.
Me watching rn.
January 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Me watching rn.
Dammit, I spent time clipping it, I'm gonna use it!
January 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Dammit, I spent time clipping it, I'm gonna use it!
John Brown cracks a smile in heaven.
"My man"
"My man"
January 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
John Brown cracks a smile in heaven.
"My man"
"My man"
Yeah, something tells me the current and former foreign relations people will have a problem with a democratic Iran.
Pic unrelated
Pic unrelated
January 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Yeah, something tells me the current and former foreign relations people will have a problem with a democratic Iran.
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Pic unrelated
