Dave
@paradoxfermi.bsky.social
Just kinda happy with life as it is, Man United and FPL otherwise
Reposted by Dave
My AI girlfriend doesn’t give me any validation without a lot of prompting.
December 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My AI girlfriend doesn’t give me any validation without a lot of prompting.
Well Ruben, you seem to have a press resistant controlling midfielder on the pitch, you may not recognise him but he's got that thing your team has been missing
December 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Well Ruben, you seem to have a press resistant controlling midfielder on the pitch, you may not recognise him but he's got that thing your team has been missing
Think I need a button that screams "JUST FUCKING SHOOT AMAD!!" at the tv for me.
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Think I need a button that screams "JUST FUCKING SHOOT AMAD!!" at the tv for me.
Wolves played 3 bad crosses then and still managed to score without a United player getting anywhere near the ball.
December 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Wolves played 3 bad crosses then and still managed to score without a United player getting anywhere near the ball.
All that pressure from Casemiro playing a dummy for no fucking reason. Dickhead
December 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
All that pressure from Casemiro playing a dummy for no fucking reason. Dickhead
Heaven has played some lovely passes
December 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Heaven has played some lovely passes
Cunha seems intent of running the ball all the way to goal. Had a few chances to release it with Mbeumo running through and ignored him
December 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Cunha seems intent of running the ball all the way to goal. Had a few chances to release it with Mbeumo running through and ignored him
Took 4 minutes for Amad to refuse the through pass to Bryan. Am I the only one who sees his hatred?
December 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Took 4 minutes for Amad to refuse the through pass to Bryan. Am I the only one who sees his hatred?
Is Max about to get another Championship handed to him by the stewards?
December 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Is Max about to get another Championship handed to him by the stewards?
The Ugarte curse strikes again.
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The Ugarte curse strikes again.
Every West Ham player getting DefCon due to the 427 absolute shit crosses United have attempted
✅ | DEF CON POINTS
⚒ Wan-Bissaka (+2) ⚒
👹 Man Utd 1-0 West Ham ⚒
#FPL | #MUNWHU
⚒ Wan-Bissaka (+2) ⚒
👹 Man Utd 1-0 West Ham ⚒
#FPL | #MUNWHU
December 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Every West Ham player getting DefCon due to the 427 absolute shit crosses United have attempted
Realised from the Dalot goal that my stream is about 2.5 minutes behind. Now just refreshing my feed every 20 seconds to see if we've scored again
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Realised from the Dalot goal that my stream is about 2.5 minutes behind. Now just refreshing my feed every 20 seconds to see if we've scored again
Amad wont pass to Mbeumo when he running through on goal. Happens every game. Amad must hate him
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Amad wont pass to Mbeumo when he running through on goal. Happens every game. Amad must hate him
Its maddening how often a promising attacking opportunity is killed by a bounce pass back to a defender
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Its maddening how often a promising attacking opportunity is killed by a bounce pass back to a defender
Wilson really should have been booked for delaying restarts by now.
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Wilson really should have been booked for delaying restarts by now.
See Bruno, you can use your left foot!
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
See Bruno, you can use your left foot!
Zirkzee has temporary amnesia, he forgets every few minutes that he's supposed to be the striker. Watch him, you can tell when he suddenly remembers
December 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Zirkzee has temporary amnesia, he forgets every few minutes that he's supposed to be the striker. Watch him, you can tell when he suddenly remembers
NOPE!! 😂😂
🚨1️⃣ Florian Wirtz scores his first Premier League goal since joining Liverpool.
December 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
NOPE!! 😂😂
Amad really doesnt like passing through to Mbeumo.
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Amad really doesnt like passing through to Mbeumo.
Zirkzee immediately returning to being useless after scoring is so on brand for United
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Zirkzee immediately returning to being useless after scoring is so on brand for United
At times this season I've been able to see Amorim's ideas. Like you could see they've worked on something during training, there was a plan to win. Today and the Everton game there's nothing.
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
At times this season I've been able to see Amorim's ideas. Like you could see they've worked on something during training, there was a plan to win. Today and the Everton game there's nothing.