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Noel
@paradoxeye.bsky.social
26 | 🇵🇷 | They with a hint of She | Whatever the fuck makes you happy dude |
December 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
No one is saying this but we 💯
December 22, 2025 at 8:39 AM
December 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
also:
December 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Here’s how I’ll torture you today:
1. Three million carnivorous locus will appear in your car.
2. You will drop at least half your body weight on your next workout without a spotter
3. The next puddle you step in will be filled with acid
December 21, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I should’ve mailed you a bag of wasp
December 7, 2024 at 8:02 PM
The art looks pretty neat ain’t gonna hold ya
December 3, 2024 at 3:40 AM
So like is that a fancy way of saying that’s your energy zone?
December 3, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Explain to me what that is
December 2, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Blow that nigga’s tires schmoove off
November 27, 2024 at 4:02 PM
You’re like so fruity but in the coolest way possible
November 7, 2024 at 2:40 AM