Noel
@paradoxeye.bsky.social
26 | 🇵🇷 | They with a hint of She | Whatever the fuck makes you happy dude |
My resolution is to get bigger biceps and kiss more ladies and only one of these is happening more likely
January 11, 2026 at 8:55 PM
My resolution is to get bigger biceps and kiss more ladies and only one of these is happening more likely
Next year early is the new year huh
December 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Next year early is the new year huh
Computer how do I convince someone to buy me nacho fries while
December 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Computer how do I convince someone to buy me nacho fries while
At what point can I wear sweaters that only go over one shoulder and show my bra strap on the other
December 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
At what point can I wear sweaters that only go over one shoulder and show my bra strap on the other
I like to think I’m this big edgy bastard and then a pretty lady holds my hand and I kinda forgot where I am is that crazy or am I an unlockable character in your hit fighting game series
December 21, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I like to think I’m this big edgy bastard and then a pretty lady holds my hand and I kinda forgot where I am is that crazy or am I an unlockable character in your hit fighting game series
Genuinely will give the first person to give me a cigarette a big hug and $2 off their next date night with me
December 21, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Genuinely will give the first person to give me a cigarette a big hug and $2 off their next date night with me
Real yearners like me need to be strapped to a machine and tested because I am far too powerful to do my own research
December 21, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Real yearners like me need to be strapped to a machine and tested because I am far too powerful to do my own research
Crazy I haven’t posted in a year and I still feel the exact same
I’m just tired man.
December 21, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Crazy I haven’t posted in a year and I still feel the exact same
How do I explain to a normal person I feel like these four characters all at once
December 21, 2025 at 7:12 AM
How do I explain to a normal person I feel like these four characters all at once
I live a life of fuck you
December 17, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I live a life of fuck you
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Shout out to bsky for allowing me to mass block groups of weirdos
December 3, 2024 at 6:42 AM
Shout out to bsky for allowing me to mass block groups of weirdos
Tearing my skin off btw
November 7, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Tearing my skin off btw
