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Busy focusing on the mournful signage.
Pinned
Donkey, donkey
Gimme the gnus
I got a bad case
Of loving ewes
Every Kohl's attached to a mall is haunted. These are the rules. #thesearetherules
December 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
New fanfic: the grinch was D.B. Cooper
December 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It'd be pretty funny if the average global temperature slowly started dropping for no clear reason. #classicpranks
December 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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In my dreams, I can truly imagine anything
December 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
You ever wonder why Kermit and Ernie sound so SIMILAR? Wonder no more!

You see, Kermit got mixed up with URSULA, the Sea Witch! And Ernie is her Muppet form with Kermit's STOLEN voice! (Think ARIEL and VANESSA!)
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Four-year-olds ONLY WANT ONE THING AND IT'S to get up from the dinner table to show how fast they can run like a cheetah.
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I don't know if this makes sense to anyone else, but every opening band's music has a smell.
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The baby has connived, weaseled, and hoodwinked(!) her way into bed again.

Who can hold her accountable? When will the terror end?
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I'm ready for another Fantasia, though I may be the only one.
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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True Tales of Dentistry
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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It's so cool that they made the school from the social network real
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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If you die in sudoku you die in real life
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Got some Jamba Juice.
October 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Barbecue Law
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I don't _love_ that my daily commute takes me through my old college campus.

"Hey, remember how much time you wasted? Remember how you didn't do anything? Remember how your life was kind of a void for three years?"

"Yep. Time to go to work."
October 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Like...to rent?
You can now drop off your food scraps at 13 Chicago public library locations: blockclubchi.co/3LdivBa
October 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
A trick I like to play is to be funny and make people laugh.

Oh, are you enjoying yourself? Did my joke make you laugh? The joke's on you, bub: I did it for my own joy.
October 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Rebecca Sugar
Moomin
And Annapurna?

Monday is okay now.
October 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
COMMUNITY!
September 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Billion dollar idea: music you listen to
September 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I was going to make a rapture joke, but I got carried away.
September 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
What's the BEST thing about having kids?

Sheesh that's impossible to answer OBVIOUSLY. But I gotta go with having a captive audience for, "Down low...too slow!"
September 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Sometimes I think about the Zenith TV we had growing up. That fucker had a cool Z.
September 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Hello operator, I'm looking for a bed and breakfast? Oh, no air, thank you. I'll bring my own.
September 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM