Piper Smythe
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Piper Smythe
@papersmythe.bsky.social
Author, adventurer, animal lover 🩵
Why does submitting a query letter activate the same response in my nervous system as being chased by hornets. I want to be calm
March 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
My logical brain: DDLJ = Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge

Me every time: Doki Doki Literature Jlub
March 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Severance, but the other guy just finishes writing this novel for me.
February 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My sister (a crochet pattern tester) has a recycle bin for projects that don’t work out. Today I found this eyeless axolotl, which she let me take. This is my child now. My beautiful blind son.
January 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Love January writing! Anybody else at it today? #writer
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Watched #Severance s2e1 last night and couldn’t stop obsessing over theories so I picked up ACOMAF to calm myself down before bed but…
January 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM PAPAYA!!!!!!

| #F1 #MCLAREN
December 8, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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Every romantasy book is like “it was the morning of my eighteenth birthday. I put on leggings and put my long brown hair in a messy bun. My bitch mom downstairs was already drinking, and she told me to pack my bags. She sold me to the orc king 🙄”
December 11, 2024 at 5:07 PM