Oh this Netflix Fanduel breakdown needs to effffff all the way off. RGIII is way too smooth to be giving gambling advice; it stops sounding like gambling advice.

Got my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday. Gotta say, I have been missing out on this drinkable yogurt stuff, it’s great!

I told my coworkers the Superman trailer is shockingly good and now I just keep hearing phone speakers around blasting the theme and getting chills. Curse you John Williams!

FF7 Rebirth has a minigame where you go into a board game and discover the pieces are alive thanks to their leader. Their leader turns evil and they realize the only way to retain their lives and free will is to follow their newly evil boss. You kill the leader and these newly alive beings die…

Listening to @remapradio.bsky.social this morning and heard @austinwalker.bsky.social nonchalantly, almost reflexively, make basically this same claim. It’s always reassuring when you discover other people’s brains are broken the same way as yours. The universe is vast; hold music is eternal.

Cris Collinsworth sounds like the drunk guy at the bar who heard something a few minutes back, thought about it, then looks up from his beer and boldly yells a rewording of the entire conversation he was eavesdropping on.

Mike Pereira has basically just become a sommelier of refereeing. He spits out flags with audible pleasure.

“Mmm, that’s a good no call”.

the hand up for eternity. the fall. I'm dying.

I don’t know why I object to hearing TV on the Radio’s “Wolf Like Me” while the Rams/Bills game goes to commercial break but I sure do. It’s like when Budweiser used Los Campesinos’ “You! Me! Dancing!”. Indie bangers feel bad as commercials.

Wrapped up Nine Sols. Very strong little game. I didn’t expect the characters/worldbuilding to be so good, though the overarching story fell a little flat for me. I’ll be honest, I thought this and Bo and the Teal Lotus were the same game. I guess I have one more search action in me!

Got put on hold on a call today while I had an earbud in. Launched Pokémon TCG Pocket to open a pack while I waited and realized that Nintendo’s menu music is just banger hold music.

I keep finding the TV remote on my bed when I come home from work and wondering how it got there. This morning I noticed I sat down in my bedroom chair to put on my shoes and moved the remote from my chair to my bed. It’s been me this whole time, I just haven’t been awake enough to log it.

Quietly parrying Prince of Persia out of my head with this one:

My parents called tonight and were watching “It’s in the Game” which they thought I would like. They also wanted to say “it had that guy you watched with the silly thing strapped to his face”. They were talking about @jeffgerstmann.com and they were talking about this:

Ubisoft serves exclusively the table wine of video games. Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown has driven home that Ubisoft has such a specific, manufactured palatability, I can never decide how much I like the taste.

I keep seeing pie recipes on here and taking screenshots of them. I may or may not thank you next year around this time!

It became clear to me this morning that cereal is the most expressive meal. The spoon alone can be used to gesture truth into the air with brushstroke grace, meanwhile the other hand can do the more mechanical up-down bowl elevator for a sort of tonal emphasis. All while strutting across linoleum.

My friend’s boss sent him a text today that read “DTF”. Turns out they meant “Do That First”.

We are not using Motorola flip phones anymore, please just say what you mean. This is how we ended up with “Grandma has passed lol” and, in my friend’s case, a back pocket HR get out of jail free card.