Papa Poseidon
@papaposeidon.bsky.social
Refined gentleman, god of moist, and shitposter extraordinaire!
Realized I have no talent, so I'm currently on my third bottle of Tylenol this afternoon. Trying to get Autism so that I can be good at some special interest. Only downside is there is always a 50/50 chance it's just a encyclopedic knowledge of trains.
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Realized I have no talent, so I'm currently on my third bottle of Tylenol this afternoon. Trying to get Autism so that I can be good at some special interest. Only downside is there is always a 50/50 chance it's just a encyclopedic knowledge of trains.
Mastercard, Visa, PayPal, and any other banking/credit institution should have no control over how you spend your own money.
If they had genuine concerns about illegal goods/transactions, they could simply report your transactions to authorities. But outright dictating your spending is dystopian.
If they had genuine concerns about illegal goods/transactions, they could simply report your transactions to authorities. But outright dictating your spending is dystopian.
July 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Mastercard, Visa, PayPal, and any other banking/credit institution should have no control over how you spend your own money.
If they had genuine concerns about illegal goods/transactions, they could simply report your transactions to authorities. But outright dictating your spending is dystopian.
If they had genuine concerns about illegal goods/transactions, they could simply report your transactions to authorities. But outright dictating your spending is dystopian.
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i wrote a doc explaining why it's important that you call Visa / Mastercard and how to make your complaint as effective as possible (script included) rentry.co/visa-masterc...
for a campaign to succeed, it needs a high volume of legitimate Visa / MC users voicing their opposition to these policies.
for a campaign to succeed, it needs a high volume of legitimate Visa / MC users voicing their opposition to these policies.
I don't know how best to do it, I just know we need to do it.
We need to contact Visa and Mastercard directly, let them know we will not tolerate them restricting legal nsfw content and LGBTQ+ material.
We won't take this ridiculous financial censorship sitting down.
We need to contact Visa and Mastercard directly, let them know we will not tolerate them restricting legal nsfw content and LGBTQ+ material.
We won't take this ridiculous financial censorship sitting down.
July 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
i wrote a doc explaining why it's important that you call Visa / Mastercard and how to make your complaint as effective as possible (script included) rentry.co/visa-masterc...
for a campaign to succeed, it needs a high volume of legitimate Visa / MC users voicing their opposition to these policies.
for a campaign to succeed, it needs a high volume of legitimate Visa / MC users voicing their opposition to these policies.
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Cop Who Did Nothing During School Shooting Prevents Skater From Wallriding Five Bells
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Cop Who Did Nothing During School Shooting Prevents Skater From Wallriding Five Bells
LONG BEACH, Calif. — The school police officer who waited over an hour to respond to multiple calls of an active school shooter is reported…
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July 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Cop Who Did Nothing During School Shooting Prevents Skater From Wallriding Five Bells
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Those who genuinely think that Crusaders are cool, are some of the most cringe people.
July 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Those who genuinely think that Crusaders are cool, are some of the most cringe people.
I don't even know what the fuck IMGUR is even trying to advertise to me. Is...is it a dating thing? A porn thing? A.I.? There was no other context provided, but this was the ad I got while reading an article about a disabled kid shot by police.
Their algorithm is doing coke in the bathroom now.
Their algorithm is doing coke in the bathroom now.
April 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I don't even know what the fuck IMGUR is even trying to advertise to me. Is...is it a dating thing? A porn thing? A.I.? There was no other context provided, but this was the ad I got while reading an article about a disabled kid shot by police.
Their algorithm is doing coke in the bathroom now.
Their algorithm is doing coke in the bathroom now.
I found the dumbest joke today. Yet it is now my favourite dumb joke.
January 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I found the dumbest joke today. Yet it is now my favourite dumb joke.
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GWAR Forced to Reduce Fake Cum Usage After Tariffs Cut Supply to 5 Barrels a Day
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GWAR Forced to Reduce Fake Cum Usage After Tariffs Cut Supply to 5 Barrels a Day
Legendary metal group GWAR reportedly cut their usage of onstage fake cum to approximately five barrels a day after new tariffs increased prices to unsustainable levels.
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December 16, 2024 at 5:38 PM
GWAR Forced to Reduce Fake Cum Usage After Tariffs Cut Supply to 5 Barrels a Day
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Confused Nintendo Copyright Lawyers Get Ready For Luigi Mangione Murder Trial
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Confused Nintendo Copyright Lawyers Get Ready For Luigi Mangione Murder Trial
NEW YORK — A team of copyright lawyers at Nintendo have begun putting together a case against Luigi Mangione, although some members of the team…
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December 27, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Confused Nintendo Copyright Lawyers Get Ready For Luigi Mangione Murder Trial
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Well-Intentioned White Guy Hitting Wakanda Forever Emote a Little Too Much During Marvel Rivals Match
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Well-Intentioned White Guy Hitting Wakanda Forever Emote a Little Too Much During Marvel Rivals Match
LOS ANGELES — Several “Marvel Rivals” players have reported the overuse of the “Wakanda Forever” emote by a white Black Panther main during a recent…
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December 30, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Well-Intentioned White Guy Hitting Wakanda Forever Emote a Little Too Much During Marvel Rivals Match
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Jimmy Carter Ending Explained
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Jimmy Carter Ending Explained
Jimmy Carter, best known for being the only US President who will ever see heaven, has passed away at the age of 100 after a…
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January 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Jimmy Carter Ending Explained
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Diehard Overwatch Fan Won’t Even Consider Playing Marvel Rivals Until Porn Comes Out
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Diehard Overwatch Fan Won’t Even Consider Playing Marvel Rivals Until Porn Comes Out
MESA, Ariz. — Devoted Overwatch player Daniel Brooks firmly rejected invitations to play Marvel Rivals as its fandom has not yet generated an adequate amount…
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January 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Diehard Overwatch Fan Won’t Even Consider Playing Marvel Rivals Until Porn Comes Out
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My girlfriend just referred to Starship Troopers as a comedy.
"You know, that funny movie with the bugs where the kid wanted to join the army and his teacher was like a commander or something?"
"You know, that funny movie with the bugs where the kid wanted to join the army and his teacher was like a commander or something?"
January 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My girlfriend just referred to Starship Troopers as a comedy.
"You know, that funny movie with the bugs where the kid wanted to join the army and his teacher was like a commander or something?"
"You know, that funny movie with the bugs where the kid wanted to join the army and his teacher was like a commander or something?"
Shooting a healthcare CEO might not have improved the U.S. healthcare system. But it sure did improve my meme collection.
January 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Shooting a healthcare CEO might not have improved the U.S. healthcare system. But it sure did improve my meme collection.
My friend group has a weird habit of being aggressively supportive, and it might be my fault for starting it.
"Oh you're going to lunch with that girl you like? Bet you fuckin will. No balls! $20 says you won't pussy out and will infact have a great time! Fuckin loser, hope it goes well for you"
"Oh you're going to lunch with that girl you like? Bet you fuckin will. No balls! $20 says you won't pussy out and will infact have a great time! Fuckin loser, hope it goes well for you"
December 12, 2024 at 6:33 PM
My friend group has a weird habit of being aggressively supportive, and it might be my fault for starting it.
"Oh you're going to lunch with that girl you like? Bet you fuckin will. No balls! $20 says you won't pussy out and will infact have a great time! Fuckin loser, hope it goes well for you"
"Oh you're going to lunch with that girl you like? Bet you fuckin will. No balls! $20 says you won't pussy out and will infact have a great time! Fuckin loser, hope it goes well for you"
I've known so many dudes like this. The most unhinged are those unemployed MFs who'll hurl their $90 controller at the wall.
December 6, 2024 at 5:42 PM
I've known so many dudes like this. The most unhinged are those unemployed MFs who'll hurl their $90 controller at the wall.
RPGs are great because there are no consequences for rolling up to a literal palace in the middle of the night and just waking up your homie for a favor at 3am.
That's a true power fantasy.
That's a true power fantasy.
November 3, 2023 at 2:29 PM
RPGs are great because there are no consequences for rolling up to a literal palace in the middle of the night and just waking up your homie for a favor at 3am.
That's a true power fantasy.
That's a true power fantasy.
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Unvaccinated Muscle-Child Going for Glass Cannon Build
Unvaccinated Muscle-Child Going for Glass Cannon Build
9-year-old muscle child Toby Burrows will reportedly avoid receiving his COVID-19 vaccine in order to achieve a glass cannon build.
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October 25, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Unvaccinated Muscle-Child Going for Glass Cannon Build
Big Tiddy Goth Girl spying on witchy ritual in woods: "Oh my god, I finally found a Wiccan."
Me spying on the Big Tiddy Goth Girl in the woods: "Oh my god, I finally found a ThiccOne."
Cryptid spying on me:
Me spying on the Big Tiddy Goth Girl in the woods: "Oh my god, I finally found a ThiccOne."
Cryptid spying on me:
October 24, 2023 at 11:06 PM
Big Tiddy Goth Girl spying on witchy ritual in woods: "Oh my god, I finally found a Wiccan."
Me spying on the Big Tiddy Goth Girl in the woods: "Oh my god, I finally found a ThiccOne."
Cryptid spying on me:
Me spying on the Big Tiddy Goth Girl in the woods: "Oh my god, I finally found a ThiccOne."
Cryptid spying on me:
Captains log
24/10/2023 - 4:10pm
"I made a mistake today. My first posts on Bluesky were shitposting gay jokes. The algorithm has since judged and passed sentence on me. There are now a lot of cocks appearing in my suggested feed. May god have mercy upon my soul."
24/10/2023 - 4:10pm
"I made a mistake today. My first posts on Bluesky were shitposting gay jokes. The algorithm has since judged and passed sentence on me. There are now a lot of cocks appearing in my suggested feed. May god have mercy upon my soul."
October 24, 2023 at 10:12 PM
Captains log
24/10/2023 - 4:10pm
"I made a mistake today. My first posts on Bluesky were shitposting gay jokes. The algorithm has since judged and passed sentence on me. There are now a lot of cocks appearing in my suggested feed. May god have mercy upon my soul."
24/10/2023 - 4:10pm
"I made a mistake today. My first posts on Bluesky were shitposting gay jokes. The algorithm has since judged and passed sentence on me. There are now a lot of cocks appearing in my suggested feed. May god have mercy upon my soul."
Bi-GF: "C'mon, you're saying you've NEVER found a guy attractive?"
Me: "I dunno, I once saw a guy in a dress who could've passed as a girl and I guess I felt something."
Bi-GF:
Me: "I dunno, I once saw a guy in a dress who could've passed as a girl and I guess I felt something."
Bi-GF:
October 24, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Bi-GF: "C'mon, you're saying you've NEVER found a guy attractive?"
Me: "I dunno, I once saw a guy in a dress who could've passed as a girl and I guess I felt something."
Bi-GF:
Me: "I dunno, I once saw a guy in a dress who could've passed as a girl and I guess I felt something."
Bi-GF: