In other news, expecting Trump will distance himself, Greenland has changed its name.

him: license and registration, please
me: *slides him fish*
him: ...
me: *slides him another fish*
him: have a good day, sir

- Housebroken
- Great with kids and adults
- Thrice-divorced
- Masters in English Literature
- Marxist
- Loves to cuddle

A slightly tipsy Ursa Marceau does his famous “bear stuck in a box” routine for Santa and the elves at the annual North Pole company Christmas party.

“BECKY, BEHIND YOU!”

he lived before the age of Lubricus