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pantz
@pantz.online
Video games, social deception games, movies, software.
Terminally online.
(Also, a miserable little pile of secrets)
he/him

https://github.com/pantzon
#AdventOfCode Day 4

Working my way to catch up still. Pretty straight-forward again, but there's definitely some quality-of-life issues I think Rust is missing (looking at you, integer-type cross-compatibility...)

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December 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
#AdventOfCode Day 3

Thinking I'm getting the feel for this Rust thing...
Nothing too crazy to note for this one.

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December 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
#AdventOfCode Day 2

Catching up still, here's my Day 2. Regex backrefs save the day!

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December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
#AdventOfCode Day 1

Yes, yes, I'm late. It's cause I decided to set up and play with Rust this year. And I've been slowly trying to get my feet under me. But hey, it was a success, and here's Day 1. Not really that interesting though...

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December 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I don't think we have a way to recall our government, but honestly I'll vote for whoever runs on passing such legislation in 2026. #RecallCongress
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Pretty sure this is against the Geneva Convention...
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Nothing screams "rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic" quite like the administration demolishing part of the White House for a $250M renovation while the government is shut down...
October 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Reposted by pantz
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If someone tells you Acetaminophen causes autism, tell them it's ok, you take paracetamol. Also, make sure to let them know Oxygen is a carcinogen while you're at it.
September 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'm not religious, but if I were...

- Trump: Antichrist
- Putin: War
- Vance: Death
- RFK: Famine
- RFKs Worm: Pestilence

Again though, not religious, this isn't a biblical apocalypse. This is humans with power retaining that power via short-sighted means. Oldest story in the book.
September 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
There's something extra depressing when you see corporations bend the knee over money. The threat is just "do what we say or we'll make your stock price drop". Capitalism is so weak...
September 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Made by a melding of minds on a Discord, too good not to share
#skate #SA2 #EscapeFromTheCity
September 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
@nathangrayson.bsky.social I'm scared to ask, is "You Are Error" dead? Really enjoyed the episodes y'all made and realized I hadn't seen a new one in a while! #YouAreError
July 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Why is there a "pregnant man" emoji (🫄) but no gender variation on 🤱?
June 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
From a parallel universe that's scarily close to this one:
"JD Vance admits to channelling 'The Godfather Part II' when he killed Pope Francis, after accidentally adding me to AIM group chat" - Anderson Cooper
April 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Happy Tax the Rich Day!
(to those who celebrate)
April 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I just spent an unhealthy amount of time looking into taking the @tanstack/router routeTree manifest and auto-generating it into a Go module just to get the data into my backend in a way that I can use wgo for iterative development without making it watch TS files...
April 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If employees are just a cost-center, then to make the most of AI, shouldn't we use it to replacing the highest costing employees?

AIs to replace C-suites! That's what I want to see!
April 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I just realized that Wart/Mamu appears in both Super Mario Bros 2 and Link's Awakening because they both occur in dreams! 🤯
April 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Woke: Release a Wheelchair Basketball game.

Broke: Make that game impossible to play by the people it represents.
April 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'm really looking forward to Kingdom Hearts Re: Memories of Xehanort: Coded III.75 Final Mix++
March 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I love that these were the core words for @puzzmo.com 's typeshift on the 25th XD
March 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I was today years old when I found out there are people who actively hate "The Princess Bride" 🤯

I don't mean they just don't care for it. I mean HATE it. I didn't know they existed!
March 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
@sega.jp Hear me out: Chao Garden standalone game. Let me raise them! I need it in my life right now!
March 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I'd love to say repealing Section 230 won't go anywhere because it literally would destroy the internet as we know it. Too many giant businesses require it for their business model to be viable...

But I've been proven wrong too many times about things "not going anywhere" the past decade :(
March 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM