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Fungbunkle.
I already have this account blocked, which leads me to believe it's an AI spam account.
October 31, 2025 at 9:52 AM
That man is laying there thinking his ex brought her new boyfriend's son to rub it in that he's a lonely idiot who can't even have kids.
October 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I reckon for every person you see screaming #FucKonami there's a thousand who don't actually care enough to boycott and a hundred thousand who don't know there's anything to be concerned about.
October 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Thought that was once in Ohio that still has the same decals. How can this be a thing?
September 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Definitely didn't appreciate this art enough as a kid.
August 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Then we're all just like Wolverine when he attacks Magneto and gets his fucking skeleton ripped out except its 3 pounds of morcoplastics in my spinal cord.
July 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Latent heat.
June 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Buff in the buff.
June 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
When I search "polygon union" I mostly find links to websites describing boolean functions and a couple pro-union articles from a couple years ago. What is this about?
May 2, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Hey, congrats.
May 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Disagree, actually, but I'm glad you know your preferences and that there are games that suit you out there.
April 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Hexographer is the tool I used for years. It's a little clunky, and maybe the followup app Worldographer is better, but there's a free version and it works well enough.
April 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Yeah, I've had it explained to me that it's a childish desire to eat the yummy cake and also possess your pretty birthday treat in its entirety, but I can't say I know that particular feeling. Was pretty content to eat the cake as a kid.
April 6, 2025 at 11:35 AM
All the least satisfying puzzles are from games that aren't otherwise about puzzling. Thinking about Prince of Persia: Warrior Within and those buttons you have to hit in the right order every time you activate a time portal. Just... guess until you get the right sequence.
March 31, 2025 at 12:58 PM
See, I had this problem, too. So I decided to Pavlov my cat by playing Funkytown ever time I feed him. 2 cats later, they all come running to the tune and don't get excited for food unless the song plays.
March 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM