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Fungbunkle.
Can't even cry into an uncaring void right.
September 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Bean reckoning.
July 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
All the world is mad that I have hair. The world would take this from me.
June 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Bro, who came up with applying to jobs? This sucks about as much as jobs.
June 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I will not make myself pleasant to see.
April 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Please do not put cooldown timers in action games.
April 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I'm trying to examine the relationship I have with sex, and I'm certain at the very least that all the times I didn't get laid created no problems for me.
April 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Devil May Cry anime is basically just an excuse to show fans some nostalgic imagery and cover some iconic songs. Altogether not a sad watch, but nothing to get excited about.
April 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I'm an adult with disposable income who plays a lot of videogames and spends a lot of money on the hobby, but I'm so far from the core audience the industry is trying to exploit. Curious if there's a viable space in the market for preservationist hardware or if it's all emulation.
April 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The Ninja Gaiden series is most notable for how badly it dosen't want to be played. Which version you play and how to access that version is the stuff of rabbit holes and conspiracy.
April 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
A lone daffodil

On a mulch bed

Dead as fuck
March 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
An interesting consequence of my adolescence on the internet is that I'm rather conditioned to expect someone someone to at least pretend to have answers in any given situation.
March 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Somebody who edits videos: make a fan edit of Ellie from TLoU2 being a menace to the song Zombie by The Cranberries, I think that would be a very good art.
February 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
In a sort of poorly considered move by society, you can just own a drill. Don't have to prove you know what you're doing or nothin'. Just buy it. Put holes in stuff.
January 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Part of me wishes I was better at shooters. But if I liked shooters, I would probably have spent more time getting better at them. But if I was better, I might like them more. But...
January 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Open world games are too big. Indie games get the open design right more often. Games like A Short Hike or Dredge feel great to navigate. Add friction to exploration and make the world just big enough that you need to work to get around it.
January 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I never played Overwatch, and based on how much fun I'm having in Rivals, maybe I should have.
January 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
You okay, honey? You've barely touched your class consciousness.
January 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The most embarrassing thing that I get mad about is when fan artists draw smut and make the characters' boobs TOO BIG!
December 29, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Looking for advice. How do I tell my dad he's gay?
December 25, 2024 at 5:35 PM
I was actually the boulder in Sisyphus.
December 22, 2024 at 10:16 PM
More like Keyser Sogay.
December 22, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Sometimes the best way to get something fixed is to fuck it up so bad that we can't put it off anymore.
December 6, 2024 at 11:05 PM
The Mountain Goats is my #1 artist of the year. Again.
December 5, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Just finished Mouthwashing. I'm gonna jump the gun and say that was really good. Gotta think about that one.
November 29, 2024 at 4:58 AM