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hot off the press, our latest album!
Trump says he didn’t rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America in his first term because: They went into my wife's closet, it sounds a little strange. They looked at her drawers. You have draw and then you have draw. They looked at both.
December 20, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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please accept this happy doofus loaf who has purr for everyone
tuxie cat contentedly sitting loaf on a blue and tan crocheted blanket, facing right into the camera with yellow eyes reflecting green
December 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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this is what we do with crying whiners who spit on heroes.
Trip over a whiny gamer shithead in any given thread? Report. Block.
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
pantsoncats.bsky.social
exclusive luxury brand snot mops for those exceptionally delicate 4chan edgeflakes
October 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Learn from your mistakes, RECOGNIZE YOUR ENEMIES CORRECTLY and STOP DESTROYING YOUR OWN SIDE.
September 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
pantsoncats.bsky.social
nice to know you "progressives" are so bent on sweeping this fucking turnip in yet again
August 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
pantsoncats.bsky.social
EPIC.....buttprint!!
our most unanticipated album to date, featuring cats in thermal vision just moseying about and leaving...thermal prints of their hineys on their sitting surfaces
August 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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It's New! it's Fresh! It's FUCKIN AWFUL!
latest, shittiest, most inebriated album yet (we all got drunk to numb the pain) featuring RFK Jr getting ass- chew'd offscreen by a LAMPREY! so messed up even CHUCK TINGLE comPLETEly refuses to go near it!
July 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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John McCain & Obama after the 2008 Hofstra debate. Poor McCain had himself a brain fart there, but it happens to the best of us :)
July 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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BRUH DO YA EVEN COCKTAIL my dude - bloody mary composed of Pasketti-Os and garnished with spray cheez - who knows? it might be good!! :P
July 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Bill O'Reilly indirectly claims Joe Biden won the election in 2016, while running himself over with his own mouth.
July 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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2/ we respectfully offer this attempted edit with two small caveats: MS Paint is VERY primitive, and Photofiltre7 is only slightly less primitive.
We were unable to correct the bottom caption to our satisfaction.
We hope you will appreciate this small gesture.
we couldn't repair the centering of the USE CONGRESSIONAL in the bottom caption. tricky kerning would not have succeeded here.
July 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Independence Day Salute - do not give up!
July 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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chattering commie-clanker with a bot template and a blank Rolex of "creativity"should be crushed like a used beer can
July 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
pantsoncats.bsky.social
this is how to handle un-American hater troll Q-anons who ought to just go back to 4chan or 8kun where they belong
July 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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KEEP BANNING THIS STINKING FREAK -- JD Vance does not belong on BlueSky
June 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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fresh outta the stewpot
an obsolete, scavenged electrical breaker box, NOPE KINGS logo, and suggested album track titles for our latest, INQUISITIVE CRACKHED N-R-G
June 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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JFK Jr died in a 1999 plane crash. He's been dead dead DEAD for decades. Perhaps you're attempting to point to RFK Jr??
May 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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another feckless gamer dumbass making useless comments where it doesn't belong
May 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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thurston waffles sez "what"
May 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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dude speax "I are confus" with fork-ed tongue.
what drugs he on?
confused feller is confused & self contradictory and like geez wat
May 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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OK, this Word Switch is rather shit, and leaves out a few graphic elements and recent events, but...it's fun to play the game anyway.
a game of Word Switch - along the lines of "What If Barack Obama was doing what Donald Trump does?"
May 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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(no copyright - CC0 - released to Public Domain) Midjourney-generated white and blue Delft style porcelain teacup and saucer with two cup-handles & gold rim: features a strong cat motif including cat face, eyes, paws, painted accents, floral details, and...what can only be described as a deep set cup-lid with upright cat ears.
April 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Night Mind's kitty demon grabbin an EPIC snoox
Nick Nocturne's Night Mind Kitty Demon catchin some Zs with his Sleep Mask
April 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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IT'S TIME to clap these fuckers between some sliced bread and GO TO FUCKIN TOWN ON EM, there's plenty to go around!!
gold skeleton's upper half trapped between two bread slices, sticking a bone hand through the front bread slice which is bedecked with bright gold leaf; album title is EAT THE RICH
April 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM