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hot off the press, our latest album!
Trump says he didn’t rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America in his first term because: They went into my wife's closet, it sounds a little strange. They looked at her drawers. You have draw and then you have draw. They looked at both.
December 20, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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@cartercenter.bsky.social

WE ARE WITH YOU JIMMY!!

FOREVER, because YOU are ETERNAL
October 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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It's New! it's Fresh! It's FUCKIN AWFUL!
latest, shittiest, most inebriated album yet (we all got drunk to numb the pain) featuring RFK Jr getting ass- chew'd offscreen by a LAMPREY! so messed up even CHUCK TINGLE comPLETEly refuses to go near it!
July 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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fresh outta the stewpot
an obsolete, scavenged electrical breaker box, NOPE KINGS logo, and suggested album track titles for our latest, INQUISITIVE CRACKHED N-R-G
June 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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@cousinnudaq.bsky.social

YO CUZ

it is EPIC to find you again!!1!
April 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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IT'S TIME to clap these fuckers between some sliced bread and GO TO FUCKIN TOWN ON EM, there's plenty to go around!!
gold skeleton's upper half trapped between two bread slices, sticking a bone hand through the front bread slice which is bedecked with bright gold leaf; album title is EAT THE RICH
April 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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OUR EPIC CEO
The CEO of Pants On Cats: Image: a healthy, glossy-furred tuxedo cat catloafing contentedly on a subdued-green wool Army blanket, with tail casually positioned off to one side; a small round ornament of genuine jade that almost matches the color of the blanket is sitting near the cat.
March 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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EPIC UGLY SHIRT -- can anyone out there beat this?
Our vocalist absolutely loves this awful, AWFUL shirt that looks like grape-blueberry guacamole. He wears it whenever his relatives ask him to 'dress up' for the holidays. Album song titles for this are: "Goat Ralph", "Cat Heaves", "Throw Up A Party", "Stinkyfish", "Steppin' Innit", and "Wet Slippers".
March 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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EPIC DUMPSTER DIVING
Album title "Couch Henge". Image: a pair of beat-up old blocky black faux leather couches sitting on their ends, right next to a light green dumpster at the edge of an apartment parking lot. They sat there for 2, maybe 3 days. Then someone hauled em off.
March 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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EPIC TOUGH CATTO
Poster: Advert for a live album, "Pants On Cats - Unpantsed: The Unplugged Album" - advising to *run out and get it NOW at your least fave shop!!* Image: a lively & alert orange & white tabby recovering from surgery, displaying a shaved rear half, fluffy orange tail, and a carefully bandaged forelimb.
March 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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FUCK THE NEO CONFEDERACY
The white flag of surrender - the only true and genuine flag of the Confederate SHIT HOLE Traitor States, WE WILL SMASH YOUR Jefferson Davis Fungus PERVERSIONS & YOUR Pasty Boy Freak Show RIGHT INTO THE MUD UNLESS YOU Grow Up & Be Humans! YOU WILL FALL FOR THE SECOND & FINAL TIME FOR YOUR IDIOT LOST CAUSE. Humans shall never submit to animals who want only to turn people into FURNITURE and BIRTHING VAT CHATTEL.
March 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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CAEK BOXE
Album cover "Caek Box": Image: Ginger cat resting in a cake shipping box that in turn rests on a wood dining chair with a carved back. Song titles: "Catterscotch", "Silly Pink Cookie", "Kity/Kandi", "Cloyingly Sour", "Pawfrosting", and "Snootle Glaze".
March 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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EPIC KITLINGS
Album Cover title "9 Daze Old". Image: Four young kittens, Jai the orange, Margot the tabby(?), Idris the light orange, and Joel the grey; all four rest on a red blanket with black pawprints, protected by a soft fence composed of cylindrical, colorfully striped cushions. Song titles: "Ears Barely Up, Eyes Barely Open", "Cosmic Book Kits", "Genetically Diverse", "Puptunia", "Amanda & Aboo" (the parent cats), and "Peas In A Paws".
March 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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EPIC snooz
Album title: SNOOZ. Orange cat resting contentedly up on the back of a rust-red colored sofa, with a red and yellow paisley pillow propped against the sofa arm, and striped camp blanket resting rumpled beside it.
March 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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epic fblrgf
Album cover "Rug Blurn", featuring blurry cat butt and tail on blurry tapestry rug. Song titles are: "Waste Of Butter", "Cajun Something", "2Cats Squaring", and "Slimfloof Roll".
March 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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EPIC cat glare
a friend's tortie-ish cat, resting with paws extended on brown satin and yellow-striped sofa pillows with a haughty expression. Album title: "Schrodinger's Object Permanence"; songs are"Janky", "My Fuckin Cat", "She Pets With Tail", and "Feed Meow".
March 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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CLASSIC (and EPIC) Flyin' Machine!
Space Shuttle Atlantis preparing to land: her gear flaps are open and her landing gear is out, down and locked, thus, the term "flying dirty" -- since the ship has altered her normal flight regime by increasing her drag and lowering her airspeed. We miss these spacecraft.
March 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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EPIC FLOOF
album cover - floofy blond cat resting on a doormat right outside a window in a back door; song titles are: "Zach Snyder Doesn't Always Suck", "Pukin' Up Flowers Would Be Weird", "Jenkem High Frontier Redux", "Reclaiming Felid Territory", "Ick Up Some Fluffybuds", and "Yellercats In the Backrooms".
March 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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EPIC FLOATY ROCK
ʻOumuamua, an elongated exo-asteroid, floated majestically and silently through our inner solar system during July 2017 to October 2017, from interstellar space, and is slowly returning thence.
March 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Now....where the fuck were we. On hiatus, oh yeah. hhhhhhhmmmmkay.
March 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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JIMMY IS FOREVER
JIMMY IS ETERNAL
Commemorating two lives well lived: Gone Beyond, immortal, eternal, illuminated, renewed, refreshed, with an entire Universe to share: Jimmy Carter and Rosalynn Carter. MAY YOU BEHOLD FELICITY FOR TEN TRILLION YEARS.
December 30, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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Commemorating the silliest parking ticket ever:
First Manned Flight of Crew Dragon to ISS featuring...a badly P-shopped parking ticket!! Album title: "Ghet Tow"; song list: Crawler Pasture, KSC Fried Chikn, Barkin iun the Parkkin Lot, and Hot Seat.
December 8, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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MASHED
a bowl of humble mashed potatoes that's really not considered as a feast in itself unless it has a few eggs, a pinch of salt & pepper, and a crap ton of butter beaten into it
December 7, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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EPIC EXCAVATING
a tortie cat attempting to catch goldfish by digging a hole in the water in her drinking dish, eyes aglow from the camera flash
December 7, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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EPIC LOAFING
the bottom surfaces of a cat sitting on a glass table, showing paw pads, toe beans, some resting cat legs, and how a feline butthole doesn't quite get lipstick on that tabletop
December 7, 2024 at 12:41 AM