hands at you

they should cancel my birthday this year i am way too incompetent to be turning 26 any time soon. how the fuck am i supposed to be an uncle when scheduling a doctors appointment puts my heart rate at 130 BPM

and then after all that work I finally get there and I go to line up the first module, which was a hassle due to my dogshit thruster placement, and guess what THE DOCKING PORTS ARE DIFFERENT SIZES! This is the space equivalent of the "no can opener" scene from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream (2/2)

grrrrr nooooo you cant make workers healthier and happier! any positive impact this has can't be summarized succinctly in an earnings report for shareholders!!

*showing, god damnit

like no shit. "If this bad thing wasn't bad then it could be good" how are you in your late 20s with a kindergarten grasp of, like, how adjectives work.

DISCLAIMER: I am not libbing out. I'm pretty sure Kamala lost fair and square. Trump had less voters than in 2020, but Kamala obliterated Biden's coalition by simping for repubs

insane yap