one time a UFO crashed in the woods outside my grandpas house. he was pretty wounded so we took him in. he seemed to already know what weed was which was kinda strange but otherwise chill guy

ohohohoho man. after years of every doctor known to man refusing to even consider treating me for adhd, I just bought caffeine pills and cranked 400mg in one go and good heavens I feel so different I can actually DO TASKS. Anyone have that post about ADHD affirmations like "no task is unenjoyable"

going from working in the corpo-surveillance hellstate of Walmart last year to instead working at a local grocery co-op has been fucking amazing. "hey this fruit on the shelf is kinda ugly"and then theyre like ok nbd do u want to eat it? THATS AN OPTION? execute the entire walton family immediately

fuuuuuuuuuck i keep saying "im going to post more" and then i actually just end up mirthlessly scrolling through instagram and twitter instead. i have got to uninstall these evil ass adhd traps

people that live in chicago love to be like “i love living in chicago”

i cant think of a funny caption that wouldn't just be stating the obvious.

unrelated but where the fuck is a hustle grinder supposed to get his hands on some mother fucking passionfruit juice

ok obviously im a hater but

is there a rational explanation for trump slamming 100% tariffs on the #1 source of semiconductors, after the stock bros are already killing themselves over deepseek?

i genuinely cant think of one. theres gotta be a reason right? other than ragequitting the ai race

fuuuuuuck i spent like an hour or two designing a space station core (in kerbal space program) and launching it into orbit, then taking my old space station, stacking it all in a straight line, and then rendezvousing with the new space station (1/2)

what if he just died tomorrow. or like a heart attack in his sleep. what if he talked a lot of shit on day one and died day two

[guy having a midlife crisis voice] i wonder what entry pay looks like for the taliban. did you hear that, dear? i said, i wonder what entry pay looks for the taliban

just pictured assad boarding his plane to flee syria and taking one last look at the land he ruled with an iron fist, and saying one last "assad must go..." to himself. "who must go?" he asks. there is no laughter in response. jet engines whine and sand blows across the now-empty airstrip,

this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared

I'd like to wish a very "dont get caught" to the uhc ceo killer. thanks for shoeing us all how its done

Coworker told me "Tariffs are only bad because companies pass the full cost onto customers. if they didn't do that, and instead they just took a smaller profit, it could be okay." INSANE turbocope

looks like I'll be moving sometime in the next year. nothing set in stone yet but we're looking at the progressive strongholds in the midwest, particularly illinois and minnesota. But also... how am I supposed to tour apartments that are 7-12 hours away from my current residence. in this economy???

what do you mean Ohio isnt going to certify my vote until the 25th? Why do we call elections this early when tens of thousands of votes are still in limbo dude

twitter is so cooked dude. I'll hop on there to check The News and instead its a tweet from some random bluecheck who talks like a Harris Staffer trying to convince me that Hasan Piker is the antichrist and their evidence is a 1.5 sec clip where he says in a sarcastic tone "sure dude I'M the nazi--"

might start posting here more. just gonna warn yall in advance its exclusively going to be almost exclusively communism and robot porn. too lazy to make an alt account

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