gene parmesan
@panseared-al.bsky.social
fucked up in the crib eating gerber’s
I’m kinda loving kim k’s girlboss lawyer show and it’s probably because I’m fucked in the head
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I’m kinda loving kim k’s girlboss lawyer show and it’s probably because I’m fucked in the head
doing some research for my new year’s resolution!
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
doing some research for my new year’s resolution!
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Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
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this just in: I’m dumber than I realized
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
this just in: I’m dumber than I realized
titty/titty vision
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
titty/titty vision
can’t believe the title wasn’t “now you 3 me”
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
can’t believe the title wasn’t “now you 3 me”
my ass? fatter. my enemies? sadder.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
my ass? fatter. my enemies? sadder.
insane that I know so much about the us constitution now that shit’s for nerds
November 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
insane that I know so much about the us constitution now that shit’s for nerds
getting high and missing the charm of the Southwest
November 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
getting high and missing the charm of the Southwest
I may look like a girl who poops but I’m most definitely a bitch who shits
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I may look like a girl who poops but I’m most definitely a bitch who shits
as per my last email, you worthless piece of shit
October 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
as per my last email, you worthless piece of shit
catch me busting it down sexual style to the cooking simulator background music
October 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
catch me busting it down sexual style to the cooking simulator background music
idk why I never bring up that my first kiss filmed the 360 music video for charli
October 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
idk why I never bring up that my first kiss filmed the 360 music video for charli
it’s burger night time tonight yall get ur divks out
October 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
it’s burger night time tonight yall get ur divks out
making myself prettier so people are more likely to ignore the weird shit I say
October 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
making myself prettier so people are more likely to ignore the weird shit I say
damn guess I like soup now
October 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
damn guess I like soup now
bf said he would still love me if my name was “pussy communington” what a freak
October 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
bf said he would still love me if my name was “pussy communington” what a freak
how is it that I’m now 28 and still a lil bitch
October 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
how is it that I’m now 28 and still a lil bitch
why can’t I make siri sound like a robot
October 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
why can’t I make siri sound like a robot
praying to god and asking him to make me less of a dipshit
October 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
praying to god and asking him to make me less of a dipshit
ngl baking might be my favorite thing to do in the world
October 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
ngl baking might be my favorite thing to do in the world
bald guys? love em. need more of them.
October 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
bald guys? love em. need more of them.