Rebecca Schuman
@pankisseskafka.bsky.social
his outsized sense of justice turned him into a robber and a murderer
So who is gonna be the George Russell train daddy of our new gilded age and can I have a job in his basement
April 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
So who is gonna be the George Russell train daddy of our new gilded age and can I have a job in his basement
I have a new project you can read or very much not idk autismquotient.com/2025/03/28/i...
1. I prefer to do things with others rather than on my own.
ANSWER: Strongly disagree. Score: 1 point. In graduate school, I decided I didn’t like to eat with people. I liked to microwave my Trader Joe’s quiche and take it into my bedroom and pe…
autismquotient.com
March 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I have a new project you can read or very much not idk autismquotient.com/2025/03/28/i...
PLAY JAJA DING DONG!!!!!!!!!
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
PLAY JAJA DING DONG!!!!!!!!!
Anora was a bore-a
March 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Anora was a bore-a
United Academics of the University of Oregon READY TO STRIKE
March 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
United Academics of the University of Oregon READY TO STRIKE
Back on my extreme bullshit
Men’s Gymnastics Uniforms Leave Nothing to the Imagination. One Olympian Is Trying to Change That.
He’s too classy to say what their problem is. But I’m not.
slate.com
February 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Back on my extreme bullshit
Reposted by Rebecca Schuman
Fred: I hate leggings
Also Fred: designs new uniform that doesn't have leggings but then adds them anyway
(Photo via Gymnastics Now)
Also Fred: designs new uniform that doesn't have leggings but then adds them anyway
(Photo via Gymnastics Now)
February 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Fred: I hate leggings
Also Fred: designs new uniform that doesn't have leggings but then adds them anyway
(Photo via Gymnastics Now)
Also Fred: designs new uniform that doesn't have leggings but then adds them anyway
(Photo via Gymnastics Now)
What a weak little babby. Barack Obama just put on a coat and toughed it out like a MAN
January 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
What a weak little babby. Barack Obama just put on a coat and toughed it out like a MAN
I just forced myself through the latest NYT simper piece where a bunch of “real man trump supporters” (who definitely aren’t three operatives in a trench coat) parrot right wing talking points unchallenged, and I hate the New Old Masculinity so much. Gonna be a long four years.
January 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I just forced myself through the latest NYT simper piece where a bunch of “real man trump supporters” (who definitely aren’t three operatives in a trench coat) parrot right wing talking points unchallenged, and I hate the New Old Masculinity so much. Gonna be a long four years.
If you’re sad that TikTok is dying and burnt out on micro media, I have great news for you, which is that nobody asked for it, but I decided to make my blog live again like it’s 2004! pankisseskafka.com
PAN KISSES KAFKA
Wovon man nicht schweigen kann, darüber muss man sprechen.
pankisseskafka.com
January 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
If you’re sad that TikTok is dying and burnt out on micro media, I have great news for you, which is that nobody asked for it, but I decided to make my blog live again like it’s 2004! pankisseskafka.com
Reposted by Rebecca Schuman
We've been making music with instruments since the Paleolithic (30k+ years)+ since we were human (300k), voice songs+ percussion w stones/sticks (because its what we do). Music makes us feel alive and gives us purpose and shape and beauty. Fuck every last AI bro who thinks that is replaceable
January 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
We've been making music with instruments since the Paleolithic (30k+ years)+ since we were human (300k), voice songs+ percussion w stones/sticks (because its what we do). Music makes us feel alive and gives us purpose and shape and beauty. Fuck every last AI bro who thinks that is replaceable
Wut
Nvidia is bringing a native GeForce Now app to Steam Deck
Nvidia is bringing a native GeForce Now app to Steam Deck
It’s coming “later this year.”
buff.ly
January 7, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Wut
Got called Mrs. Schuman 13 minutes after introducing myself as Dr. Schuman (while projecting “Dr Schuman” on my intro slide) today, gotta be a new record
January 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Got called Mrs. Schuman 13 minutes after introducing myself as Dr. Schuman (while projecting “Dr Schuman” on my intro slide) today, gotta be a new record
Jordan Chiles’ new routine is PRINCE and I am LOSING MY MIND
January 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Jordan Chiles’ new routine is PRINCE and I am LOSING MY MIND
Oh not much, just thinking bout how “fit” in academic job search lingo means “hi we only hire neurotypical sycophants” and also you actually interact w/ your academic colleagues approx 3x a year so who cares
January 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Oh not much, just thinking bout how “fit” in academic job search lingo means “hi we only hire neurotypical sycophants” and also you actually interact w/ your academic colleagues approx 3x a year so who cares
Good morning ONLY to other people who can only wear Danskos now
December 29, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Good morning ONLY to other people who can only wear Danskos now
I got a lotta problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about it
December 23, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I got a lotta problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about it
I have GOT to slow down on the nespresso pods, I do not have this kind of money what have I done
December 21, 2024 at 5:11 AM
I have GOT to slow down on the nespresso pods, I do not have this kind of money what have I done
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"Yes, you could try knowing things but what if you could be shittier and dumber?!"
December 14, 2024 at 11:28 PM
"Yes, you could try knowing things but what if you could be shittier and dumber?!"
I tried to set an OOO today so that students worried about their grades would know I was away for the weekend and instead somehow the default OOO settings SPAMMED THE ENTIRE UNIVERSITY and now my account is in Microsoft Jail!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS!!!!!
December 14, 2024 at 4:54 AM
I tried to set an OOO today so that students worried about their grades would know I was away for the weekend and instead somehow the default OOO settings SPAMMED THE ENTIRE UNIVERSITY and now my account is in Microsoft Jail!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS!!!!!
This is my OOO starting tomorrow. Teaching is everything to me but this term’s onslaught of finals week urgency nearly did me in. It was probably only about 10 kids out of 75 who turned in nothing for 10 weeks and then finals was Negotiation Time but I AM TIRED YOUSE. I AM TIRED.
December 13, 2024 at 4:49 AM
This is my OOO starting tomorrow. Teaching is everything to me but this term’s onslaught of finals week urgency nearly did me in. It was probably only about 10 kids out of 75 who turned in nothing for 10 weeks and then finals was Negotiation Time but I AM TIRED YOUSE. I AM TIRED.
Today my daughter asked me if I was the class nerd and I said no, I was the class weirdo, it’s different
December 12, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Today my daughter asked me if I was the class nerd and I said no, I was the class weirdo, it’s different