Pango Gillespi
@pango.wtf
A man of limitless accomplishment and unbridled modesty
You walk in your kitchen and see him raiding your fridge, wyd
April 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
You walk in your kitchen and see him raiding your fridge, wyd
Can't wait for this show
March 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Can't wait for this show
What do you mean you’ve never heard of Isaac Neutron
March 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What do you mean you’ve never heard of Isaac Neutron
When the stock you’ve over-leveraged for loans to finance buying the presidency so you can enact your Dark Enlightenment horseshit starts tanking and threatening you with personal insolvency
March 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
When the stock you’ve over-leveraged for loans to finance buying the presidency so you can enact your Dark Enlightenment horseshit starts tanking and threatening you with personal insolvency
Could God create a psychiatrist so powerful they could even help Kanye?
March 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Could God create a psychiatrist so powerful they could even help Kanye?
I’m making a new line of greeting cards
March 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I’m making a new line of greeting cards
tfw your stupid face falls off and you're trying to call a nurse but nobody shows up because you fired them all
February 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
tfw your stupid face falls off and you're trying to call a nurse but nobody shows up because you fired them all
Vogon poetry is famous for being the third worst poetry in the galaxy.
February 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Vogon poetry is famous for being the third worst poetry in the galaxy.
Uh oh the centrists are mad
February 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Uh oh the centrists are mad
When u accidentally get the wrong implants
February 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
When u accidentally get the wrong implants
This is how the aliens piloting Elon Musk’s brain are born
February 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This is how the aliens piloting Elon Musk’s brain are born
Nelson Mandela has ruined another timeline. they moved Venice, Italy from the ankle of the boot to the bottom of the European butt cheek region???
February 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Nelson Mandela has ruined another timeline. they moved Venice, Italy from the ankle of the boot to the bottom of the European butt cheek region???
It’s adorable, but who are they asking to arrest him? The agencies that have also been taken by the same regime?
February 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It’s adorable, but who are they asking to arrest him? The agencies that have also been taken by the same regime?
First DeepSeek, now this. What will those Communist Devils think of next
February 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
First DeepSeek, now this. What will those Communist Devils think of next
gosh i hope this address doesn't get abused
January 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
gosh i hope this address doesn't get abused
Also makes Nvidia very sad. So much for your grift bubble I guess.
January 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Also makes Nvidia very sad. So much for your grift bubble I guess.
how to unsee the horror
January 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
how to unsee the horror